Both TOWIE and The Real Housewives of Cheshire returned to our screens this week and oh how we've missed them in our lives. As far as we're concerned the only chaos we ever want entering our homes is chaos served up by the casts of these two Closer staples. Give us the quiet life – but we'll happily watch external chaos à la Martin at winter Love Island 2023's Movie Night.
We're not relishing in the misery of others, by the way, we just know both are TV shows designed to entertain us, and yeah, so far, consider us entertained.
Over on Team TOWIE it is, well for lack of a better phrase, utter carnage.
We knew the cast had pretty much all fallen out over Dan Edgar and Ella Rae Wise's shock romance in Bali, but we had no idea we were this close to handbags at dawn.
To summarise we currently have Ella vs Amber, Amber vs Dan, Ella vs Harry, Harry vs Dani, Diags vs Elma, Elma vs Jodie Wells... have we missed any? Probably.
There are more cast feuds than we have the time to type out, and frankly, as much as these showbiz feuds are fun to watch, there are some duos we never EVER want to see scrapping.
Imagine Dan fighting with Diags. No. Imagine Amy Childs fighting with Harry. No. Imagine Amber fighting with Courtney and Chloe M. No. Imagine Dani fighting with Junaid...
But wait, girly girls...
Dani has just revealed the co-star who "makes her sick" on social media and to our shock of shocks it's her bestie, Junaid. Our guess would've been Harry or Roman Hackett, but apparently you really can never tell with this turbulent lot.
But fret not, TOWIE lovers, Dani and Junaid two ain't actually feuding right now – far from it. In fact, Junaid makes Dani feel "sick" because he's SO comfortable with her he's willing to admit to some questionable culinary choices with her.
Dani recently shared a text message that Junaid sent her with her 100k Instagram followers, which read, "Is it bad if I eat my left over McDonald's double cheeseburger that I bought 2 days ago for breakfast now?"
Dani commented on the screenshot, writing, "He knocks me SICK."
So, yeah, come to think of it, they might be feuding now.
We kid. It's nice that these two are close enough to share such truths with one another.
Also, FYI, no judgment from our side, Junaid. Nobody needs to know how long we've kept a Pizza Hut stuffed crust in the box for...