If you're watching TOWIE this series, then you don't need us to tell you that it's a f*cking mess in Essex right now.
Don't get us wrong, we're obviously living for every second of the drama, but we can't help but wonder, can the series 33 cast come back from this level of messy/interwoven dramz?
Of course they can, it's TOWIE, but right now, everything's a mess on our screens.
Where do we start? Ella Rae Wise has p*ssed of 'Girl Band' yet again and fallen out with Harry Derbidge, newbie Freddie Bentley and Junaid Ahmed have fallen out; speaking of Junaid, he's fallen out with literally everyone, and has been spending the vast majority of the series making amends. And, of course – and we genuinely never saw this rift getting this deep – Chloe Meadows and Dan Edgar have fallen out over Dan's new relationship with Ella (which may or may not be over IRL now, by the way).
It's literally our job to keep up with all this, and even we're getting confused now.
Re Chloe and Dan, to summarise, Chloe is playing the defensive best friend role for Amber Turner and coming for Dan over his new relationship with Ella (despite rumours of a new man in Amber's life) on screen, and right now, it seems Amber's right hand woman has stirred the pot once again by coming for both and Dan and Ella in a new interview with OK!.
In addition to telling the publication that Dan and Ella getting together was "predictable" after the voice notes drama in Dominican Republic, Chloe has also suggested that she misses Dan's friendship – well, her friendship with all the boys, which has been rattled this series – admitting that she treasures the "sneaky little moments" she gets with the boys.
Speaking of Ella and Dan's relationship, Chloe told the publication, "I’d say it is predictable. Before we got here we were all saying we bet that is what was going to happen. First obviously because Ella always had a thing for Dan, that thing that happened in the Dominican Republic. And there is no smoke without fire, Ella had a thing for Dan – maybe he had a thing for her too."
Chloe continued, "Dan is quite hurt with the situation with Amber. So the most perfect thing he can do is get with the person who you think is going to p**s your ex off the most. And that would be Ella because of the history they had. I wasn’t shocked. I am not surprised – it was so predictable. I could have told you that. We had a group chat about how much it was likely to happen so yeah we are not shocked at all."
Not the group chat.
Speaking of missing Dan and the boys, Chloe explained, "Since Elma and Diags and Amber and Dan don’t talk, the group has dispersed a bit. Normally on trips we’d be with the boys a bit… but obviously we’re not. It is nice to get sneaky little moments with the boys when we can. We love the boys but obviously we can’t be around each other."
We are actually counting down the days to this chaotic finale...