Okay, for real now – TOWIE producers need to seriously start confiscating the cast's mobile phones (or at least banning them from social media) while they're filming, because after 30 minutes of general perusing through Instagram stories last night we've pretty much watched the finale for series 34.
But please don't confiscate their phones, cause we secretly love a spoiler here at Closer.
The first episode of the new series might've only just dropped, but last night (Thursday 29 August), the entire TOWIE cast gathered near Canary Wharf to film the final episode of the series and celebrate with a night out after; and from the looks of the cast's teasers, it was a late-night, booze-fuelled affair that was giving ending one dramatic AF series with a BANG.
From what we can tell, the final episode of the series culminates in what looks like a massive outdoor rave hosted by cast member Roman Hackett. The event – cleverly dubbed 'Roman Empire' – sees the long-running TOWIE star showcasing his DJ skills to a buzzing crowd of TOWIE cast mates and extras.
And we can't even blame one TOWIE star for us knowing all this, as they were pretty much all filming BTS content last night.
From the looks of Queen B Amber Turner's socials, once filming wrapped, Girl band, plus a few extras (including Sophie Kasaei, Saffron Lempriere, and Dani Imbert) carried on the party at Canary Wharf hot spot Brera Lounge. Amber shared everything from group shots to candid snaps of Tequila Rose and Jägerbombs on her socials.
To be honest, fair play, if we had to contend with even a small percentage of the drama this lot have to deal with daily at work, we'd be on the shots afterwards.
Also, Dani hanging out with Girl band? Hmm...
So what else to we know about the TOWIE series finale based on this influx of social spoilers? Well, according to a video shared by newbie Livvy Jay, Love Island 2023 winner Sammy Root will be in attendance at Roman's event, which isn't a huge shock as we already know he has been filming scenes for this series and has been romantically connected to Livvy.
We also know that there wasn't much crossover between Harry Derbidge and ex boyfriend Joe Blackman and Joe's rumoured new boyfriend – and Harry's (potentially) former best mate – Junaid Ahmed. This love triangle seems to be the focal point of the drama this series, so no doubt we can expect an explosive resolution to this at Roman Holiday.
If there's one thing we know about TOWIE, the cast and producers try to up the drama every season – especially for the finale – and after 34 series, well, even we might duck and cover for this one.
Obviously not, we'll be watching with our opera glasses.