It is all kicking off in the world of TOWIE and the show isn't even on our telly at the moment.
They may be one of the most glamorous casts in the world of reality TV (second to Real Housewives of Cheshire, obvs) but that doesn't mean the TOWIE babes aren't afraid to get their hands dirty when they need to.
If, like us, you spent half your day stalking the cast on social media (the other half of our day is checking out what the nine hundred and something former Love Island stars are currently up to) then you will already be aware of the ongoing feud involving pretty much every TOWIE cast member right now.
Essex's answer to Blair Waldorf, Amber Turner fell out with frenemy Chloe Brockett during the last season of TOWIE which resulted in the end of 'Girl Band'.
Just a few months later, Amber's relationship with Dan Edgar came to screeching halt and when the Essex lot jetted off to Cyprus last week, Amber was posting about sunning it up in Dubai rather than spending qual time with her TOWIE fam – before later making a Kady McDermott-esque appearance.
THEN – and this is the real gag – after Chloe Brockett fell out with the Queen B and her minions she found solace in the arms of Junaid Ahmed and Dani Imbert.
Sorry, what? We know.
But aren't they besties with Ella Rae Wise, who no longer speaks to Chloe after #icebucketgate?
Right you are, which leads us to ask; what in the name of Her Royal Highness Gemma Collins is going on in Essex?
We are hoping all will be revealed in the upcoming series but one cast member who has found themselves stuck in the middle of the carnage is OG and fan favourite, Harry Derbidge.
Taking to his Instagram, Harry answered some of his follower's questions about what was currently happening on TOWIE.
One fan wrote, "I have always loved you but even more so now, the way you didn't exclude Ella to be lonely."
We can't ever imagine Harry not being an absolute babe. He responded with confirmation he has Ella's back, "Awww thank you! I've always looked at Ella like a little sister and would never have left her out. No one deserves to be left out no matter what is going on!"
Amen to that.
Ella recently posted pics on her social media and hinted that she was 'alone,' during the trip to Paphos but it looks as though Harry at least had time for his 'little sister.'
Another fan asked Harry where he stood in regards to all the drama surrounding the show, writing, "Did you feel stuck in the middle of certain people this series?"
Posting a cute selfie featuring himself, Dan, Ella and Roman Hackett with just a hint of Saffron Lempriere, Harry replied, "Sometimes I wake up and find being in the middle hard, some days, I get up and do what's right and stand by the right people."
"I have always got on with everyone and I wouldn't fall out with someone just because a friend didn't like them, I've always made my own mind up and if you do me wrong... then I'll have a problem lol."
It looks as though Harry will be playing peacemaker in the upcoming series because let's be honest there are only so many glasses of Proseccos that can be thrown before the TOWIE lot cause an actual flash flood.