Well, the first episode of TOWIE: Bali most certainly didn't disappoint did it?
After all the chaos that has gone lately we knew series 33 was going to be dramatic but we didn't realise we were going to have to make a conscious effort to stop our mouths from hanging open for the entirety of the first episode.
Who would have guessed Ella Rae Wise was such a flirty little fairy? Who knew Lauren Goodger gave major big sister energy? And who had any idea that Courtney Green suffered from such horrendous sea sickness? We're just glad she didn't spoil that lilac bikini.
As much as we all knew the Ella x Dan Edgar romance was going to be gracing our telly screens last night (Sunday 24 March) it still didn't quite prepare us for seeing the two actually smooching in a pool.
We can't even imagine how Dan's ex and Ella's frenemy Amber Turner feels about the whole ordeal.
Oh wait a second. Yes we can.
The always iconic Queen B of TOWIE, Essex's answer to Regina George, the woman, the myth, the legend that is Amber Turner recently shared a quote on her Instagram story and there is NO WAY this isn't aimed at the Ella and Dan dalliance.
The brutal AF story read, "You ever looked at someone and said damn you really a fuuu**ing liar fr 😭& you just don't stop 🥴 #Respectfully."
It's the 'respectfully' hashtag after the quote that gets us.
Amber also threw in her own emojis and used the woozy/unconvinced/could-be-drunk/unsure/ face along with the clown emoji and we just love the messiness of it all.
If anybody was hesitant that Amber was making passive aggressive comments about Dan and Ella, she posted this quote the day AFTER the first episode of TOWIE takes Bali aired. Say no more.
Amber recently found out that Ella and Dan were canoodling the night away on the TOWIE hols from OG fan fave, Harry Derbidge.
Harry, who was absolutely TERRIFIED to reveal the news to Amber – like a naughty child that had been called to the headmistress office – has even fallen out with 'little sister' Ella over the whole ordeal.
To be fair to Amber she handled the situation with much more grace and decorum than we would have, especially considering there was always rumours that Ella and Dan had a li'l flirt when Amber and Dan were still an item.
But that being said if Dan Edgar and his coiffed brunette hair were making eyes at us we're not sure we'd be able to say no either.