FYI, if you prefer to follow all the TOWIE #dramz as it plays out on the telly, then you might want to seek entertainment elsewhere on Closer's site: perhaps this story about Chloe Meadows now working alongside Katie Price (a crossover/double act we never knew we needed)?
Basically, this spot of tea potentially reveals where a certain TOWIE couple stand at the very end of series 35 and, yeah, you have been warned.
Also, TOWIE producers, seriously – just confiscate their bloomin' phones for the duration of their filming schedule. It's good for them, and gives us a well deserved break.
But if you're happy with TOWIE spoilers, come with us...
Despite beginning the series somewhat separated – well, the grey area is definitely greying on screen right now – it appears that Diags and Jodie Wells will end this series an item again, at least according to some choice emoji use on social media.
ICYMI, the TOWIE lot gathered earlier this week to film the finale of series 35 – all we know is there's a 'cabaret' theme. Naturally, the cast put on their glad rags, as they always do for the final episode of a season, and of course, fresh glam and a fresh fit means a grid post for this lot.
Taking to her Instagram to show off her finale look, Jodie posted a snap of herself in a stunning nude-illusion dress, and who was one of the first people to comment? Well, actually, Amy Childs, Sophie Kasaei and Matilda Draper, but Diags wasn't far behind them, leaving a telling, '😍❤️.'
It's not exactly giving exes, is it?
Not to mention they've been spotted on each other's Instagrams a fair amount over the last couple of weeks, which suggests that this bump in the road we're watching play out in Bali right now is just that – a bump in the road.
As happy as we are that these two have worked things out – after Jodie didn't move to Essex in fear that her son Bear would be too far away from his friends and family in Bristol – we would've quite liked to watch this play out on ITVBe every Sunday evening, thank you for very much.
Never mind.
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Ben Pulsford is a digital writer for Bauer Media, writing for both Closer online and heatworld. When he's not getting paid to gossip about TOWIE, Love Island and The Real Housewives of Cheshire, he's storming the London LGBTQ+ scene as drag queen, Beary Poppins. Both Ben and Beary are awaiting an invite to join The Real Housewives of Cheshire for series 18. The budget's not there, but the drama is 💅.