We all know Love Island stars are all ten out of tens. That's why they're on bloomin' Love Island and Love Island: All Stars to begin with. They're undoubtable fitties.
So fit, in fact, that we can sometimes put ourselves down for not looking like them. Ain't that the curse of social media? Hard eye roll.
First of all, f*ck that, you're fit too. But secondly, these reality stars might look objectively stunning, but they're hardly impervious to human bodily functions.
They all go to the toilet and they can all smell. In fact, according to dumped All Star India Reynolds, smelly Islanders seems to be a real problem inside the South African villa.
Hygiene and cleanliness is always something Islanders whinge about after the show, which totally makes sense if you think about it as you've got a dozen or more adults sharing one giant bedroom, the beds in it, one bathroom and one or two toilets. Yuck.
And according to India, some of these limited amenities – SHOWERS – are restricted to certain times, which possibly means that Islanders are missing out on showers here and there. YUCK.
When asked if there was one villa rule that annoyed her, India revealed, 'The only thing I found annoying in the villa is you're not allowed to shower whenever you want. So, in the morning sometimes there wasn't time, and I would be like, "I need a morning shower," so I would be like running to the bathroom, quickly getting in. Or, sometimes you wouldn't have as much time as maybe you like to get ready in the evenings.'
Arguably that last rule is even worse.
See, they're just like us.
Speaking exclusively to Closer online, India also spilled the tea on the vegan food on offer in the villa and exposed the 'biggest troublemaker' in the villa.
India Reynolds was a popular Islander on season five of Love Island in 2019. She entered as a bombshell on day 43 alongside Harley Brash and Greg O'Shea. Despite her late entry, she finsihed in third place alongside Ovie Soko.
After that, she became an influencer before returning to the series for All Stars 2025. She lasted seven days in the All Stars villa after forming a lukewarm connection with Scott Thomas, but was dumped when Tina Stinnes entered as a bombshell and stole Scott.
WATCH: Love Island's India has her say on whether Scott and Tina will last
Ben Pulsford is a digital writer for Bauer Media, writing for both Closer online and heatworld. When he's not getting paid to gossip about TOWIE, Love Island and The Real Housewives of Cheshire, he's storming the London LGBTQ+ scene as drag queen, Beary Poppins. Both Ben and Beary are awaiting an invite to join The Real Housewives of Cheshire for series 18. The budget's not there, but the drama is 💅.