"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas..." - what Michael Bublé's dreamy voice is here to tell you is that the festive season is upon us, which can only mean you are on the search for the best Christmas crackers to liven up your dinner table decorations. After all, what is a Christmas dinner without some cracking crackers to pull with friends and family?
Are you on the lookout for some traditional crackers, with paper crowns and bad Dad jokes inside? Or perhaps something more unique, like a beauty Christmas cracker? They even have escape room puzzle crackers now, and they're such an exciting surprise for Christmas Day. Whatever you're in need of, we've got it here, with our ultimate Christmas cracker guide.
Closer's Christmas crackers to shop guide, at a glance:
Editor's Choice: Emma Bridgewater Christmas Crackers, £18.75, View offer on Ocado
Best traditional Christmas cracker: Deluxe Christmas Crackers - £15.99, View offer on Amazon UK
Best unique-themed Christmas cracker: Nutcracker Escape Room Crackers - £20, View offer on Talking Tables
Whilst we're here - have you started to get your presents sorted to gift to loved ones? It's never too early to prepare in our books. Check out our Christmas gift ideas for women for all you lovely ladies. For all those fathers out there, we have our Christmas Gifts for Dads list, because there are only so many socks you can gift them.
Right, let's get started with our shopping guide to the best Christmas crackers. You'd be crackers not to get these...(Get it? Sorry...)
SHOP: The best Christmas crackers for Xmas 2023
Editor's Choice
www.ocado.com
Our top pick for the best crackers has to be these Christmas Crackers, designed by icon Emma Bridgewater. This pack has everything one could need - a beautiful design on the outside, totally recyclable, and filled with hats, jokes and reusable gifts.
Best traditional Christmas cracker
Sometimes you want something simple and traditional - and you can't get more traditional than the Nutcracker design. These Deluxe Christmas Crackers from Amazon are filled with classic cracker contents, including mini pens, mini cards, bottle openers and more.
Best unique-themed Christmas cracker
www.talkingtables.co.uk
What a fantastic idea for a Christmas dinner activity - a mystery escape room puzzle game! Each cracker contains a different escape room puzzle to solve, complete all six puzzles to crack the code and escape. All puzzles, crackers, and packaging are plastic-free and recyclable, a fun and eco-friendly version of a great Christmas dinner tradition.
Best couples Christmas cracker
www.annsummers.com
If you're having an intimate Christmas dinner for two, why not go extra cheeky with the Naughty or Nice Cracker Set from Ann Summers? Cosy up together and pick either naughty or nice - either way, you'll have a merry ol' time.
Best pampering Christmas crackers
www.sainsburys.co.uk
However, sometimes you want to switch it up from mini pens and magic tricks - and this is where the Cath Kidston A Christmas Sky Crackers come in. Inside, discover a pampering body wash, with a signature fragrance to feel refreshed, cleansed and scented.
Best budget Christmas cracker
www.dunelm.com
Crackers are only a small part of the day, so if you want to save your money for elsewhere - buy the Recyclable Green Kraft Crackers from Dunelm. Only £6 for eight crackers, it's an absolute steal.
Best activity-themed Christmas cracker
Have fans of LEGO at the table? They'll love these Kuckoo Build & Play Building Block Christmas Crackers, available on Amazon. Each cracker contains a set of building blocks, building instructions, a party tissue crown and a joke.
Best reusable Christmas cracker
www.notonthehighstreet.com
If you want some reusable crackers that you can refill every year with your own personalised gifts, shop the handmade Woodland Reusable Christmas Crackers. Purchase individually, selecting from holly, mistletoe, robin, reindeer, wreath or tree motif, or purchase a complete set of six in a gift box.
Best chocolate-themed Christmas cracker
www.hotelchocolat.com
If your family likes to save your cracker pulling till after dinner, you'll love these delicious Chocolate Christmas Table Crackers from Hotel Chocolat. We won't give the surprise away, but you can be sure that, whether you get milk, caramel milk or white chocolate, it'll be a delight for the senses.
Best bulk-buy Christmas crackers
www.etsy.com
If you're preparing to host a large group of people for Christmas Day, you'll want to bulk buy a bunch of crackers. With the DIY Christmas Crackers from Etsy, you can order up to 20 for under £20. Each set comes with a selection of dried fruit, lavender and cinnamon sticks which come with jute twine to tie onto the outside of the cracker.
Best luxurious Christmas cracker
www.fortnumandmason.com
Finally on our list is something extra luxurious if you want to treat yourself and your dinner table this Christmas. Fortnum's 1707 Crackers each contain a paper crown, a joke and a recipe from their renowned cookbook, which has been paired with a miniature kitchen utensil to use while you cook.
Coolest cocktail crackers
mothdrinks.com
Get some serious cool points at Christmas with this sleek set from MOTH. Not only do they look good, they have the best taste of any canned cocktails we've tried. No jokes or hats though, sadly.
Best crackers for wine lovers
vincawine.com
This contains three different cans of Vinca's award-winning, organic, wine. There are three cans to one cracker to be pulled by two people, so if you can work out the wine maths, hats off.
Ruby Barry is a product writer for Closer Online, specialising in fashion and beauty. The team has nicknamed her "dupe queen", as there's not a product in the world she can't find a cheaper alternative for.