Since winter Love Island 2023 finished and we crowned Sanam Harrinnan and Kai Fagan as the most worthy of winners, the Islanders have continued to cause absolute chaos outside of the villa *applause from us*.
From fall-outs and unaired rows to TikTok wars and new relationships, the Love Island class of 2023 have not held back when it comes to dishing the dirt (mainly on each other), especially our couples, and the latest couple to expose some villa secrets are finalists Ron Hall and Lana Jenkins.
Last week, the duo chatted exclusively to Closer at our London studios, and ever since Martin Akinola declared that Ron and Lana "kiss like siblings" we have been dying to hear the runner-ups' thoughts on pretty much everything.
They, of course, addressed the comment from the popcorn connoisseur, but were also more than happy to discuss the love lives of their fellow villa-mates.
When asked "Who was the most at it in the bedroom?" Lana offered up a laugh before Ron took over and declared, "This the obvious answer. We all know who was at it all the time."
"Yeah," Lana agreed before explaining, "the most sexual chemistry was with Shaq [Muhammad] and Tanya [Manhenga]."
Absolute zero surprises there, as Tanya and Shaq were also nominated by the viewers as having the most sexual chemistry. Not only that but when Tanya was coupled up with Martin she snuck down to Shaq's best and shared a cheeky kiss with him. Even when they weren't a couple, they were a couple.
"Yeah, they were just at it all the time," Ron concurred, "They just were. They were really respectful about it in the bedroom and they were as quiet as they could possibly be, but we all knew."
There have been countless couples who have been involved in raunchy behaviour under (and on top of the) covers since Love Island returned to our screens back in 2015 and it looks as though Tanya and Shaq will be added to that naughty list.
"It was so funny there was actually one..." Ron began.
"Oh God, what are you going to say?" Lana cringed as Ron launched into a story that also featured everybody’s favourite TikTok farmer, Will Young.
"There was actually one night, this is where Will just has me in pieces."
If anyone was going to be causing a joke during a time of sauciness it was going to be Will.
"Everyone in the bedroom was having a good time and there was a lot of lipsing and bit of extras from everyone else,” Ron explained, “Will got up to go to the toilet and he come back and he was doing that rap voice."
The way we can already hear Will and his 'rap voice' causing a scene makes us miss the bucket-hat wearing, Bedfordshire-born boy.
Continuing the story Ron offered up a questionable impression of Will, "He said 'Is everyone having a good time?' Because he could hear that everyone was a bit active and had me in stitches and I couldn't stop laughing and it proper killed the moment but it was funny. I loved him for that. "
Nothing like a farmer commentating on your sex life to ruin the mood.