Whenever we think we would relish the chance to take part in Love Island, a former contestant comes along and bursts our bubble with horror stories from their time in the villa.
After Claudia Fogarty discussed the Islanders URINATING IN THE BATH, honestly wtaf, we have gone back and forth about whether an all-inclusive Spanish villa holiday with a potential romance is really worth it.
Just as the new season of the dating show returned and we decided that yes, if we were able to spend a summer locked up with Zachariah Noble and Tyrique Hyde then we could probably tolerate a little pee in the pool, another former Islander brought us crashing back down to earth.
Taking part in Love Island 2019 bombshell, Francesca Allen was chatting to Buzzfeed about her villa experience and she brought up a subject that hasn't even crossed our reality TV obsessed minds.
"So you had to shave all the time," she confessed. "Because you couldn't go and get it waxed and you couldn't let it grow, really, could you?"
Well, we can't imagine the producers would jump in if you decide to let it grow but we understand her worry.
We guess hair removal stones weren't a thing in 2019?
"So me and Joanna [Chimonides] used to be, like, can you check?"
What else are girl mates for if not checking you didn't miss a patch when shaving your bikini line, eh?
"It was actually a bit traumatic," she added and it turns out fans are equally as shocked by the revelation.
One person wrote, "Generally thought they’d have people to come in a do their waxes! They have people to come in and do nails and hair!"
But another fan went rogue with their thoughts and commented, "I’d just go full 80’s."
Which is honestly giving us life.
#voteforbush. We mean pubic hair and not the government figure FYI. Don't worry, Closer online hasn't become a political news outlet since you started reading this article.
As we all obsess over the cast of Love Island 2023 and fall even more in love with Whitney Adebayo, we are only human after all, it has us wondering who is checking all the bikini lines are up to scratch?
Yeah, we thought Mehdi Endo as well...