TOWIE: Amy Childs is back and she’s got beef

But which much-loved Essex face is the subject of her ire? And WHY?

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by Georgina Terry |
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The most exciting thing to happen ALL YEAR (in telly terms) is happening on Sunday and feel free to @ us because we just love to chat.

The Only Way Is Essex is back Back BACK and hooray!

Somehow, it's 26 (TWENTY SIX) series in and the drama shows no signs of slowing down.

Let's kick off with returning TOWIE legend Amy Childs who's also kicking off...at Bobby Norris. But why? We've racked our brains and honestly can't think of a single reason Amy would have a tiff with our sweet Essex prince.

Hang on - could it be because Bobby dated Amy's cousin Harry Derbridge a hundred years ago? But didn't Harry cheat on Bobby? We're so confused. But not about their matching schlong thongs, we have a very clear memory of those.

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This is the highest res photo we could find of the schlong thongs, honestly ©ITV

Elsewhere in Essex, Chloe Sims reveals that she's fallen out with Pete Wicks which absolutely does not happen about once every other series, no.

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Chloe and Pete have fallen out...again ©ITV

Check out: axed TOWIE stars - where are they now?

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Harry Derbridge, series 1- 3 and 12

Harry Derbridge was a Towie original and still holds a very special place in our hearts. He made a welcome return to the show as Bobby Norris's love interest but, allegedly, cheated on him.

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Harry Derbridge, 2018

Harry now works it as a make-up artist. Is it us, or does he look like he might have had a little help with lip fillers?

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Maria Fowler, series 1 - 3

Maria, on the left with Joey Essex and Chloe Sims in 2011, was in the show from the get-go but her TV career was rocked when it was alleged she'd worked as an escort. She's since said she quit 'by mutual consent' after she refused an on-screen romance with Mick Norcross.

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Maria Fowler, 2018

Maria's now a proud mummy, engaged to be married and a self-proclaimed permanent make-up artist.

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Dan Osborne, series 8 - 14

Dan Osborne, pictured here with James Argent in 2013, managed seven series on the show. He was given the boot after a series of recordings, claiming to show Dan being verbally abusive towards his ex-girlfriend Megan Tomlin, came to light.

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Dan Osborne, 2018

Dan is still in the spotlight due to his relationship with ex-EastEnders star Jacqueline Jossa. In May 2018 he described their marriage as "unhappy".

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Amber Dowding, series 18 - 21

Amber was part of a mega cull of seven Towie characters in January 2018. She claimed that she and her boyfriend Chris Clark were cut because they were happy. They've now split and Chris has reappeared on the show.

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Amber Dowding, 2018

If Amber's social media is anything to go by, she now appears to mostly be on holiday. Pretty goals from where we're sitting.

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Mike Hassini, series 16 - 18 and 21

Mike Hassini brought a hot bod to Towie and...not much else. He was cut in January 2018 due to a lack of storylines as he was loved-up outside the telly show.

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Mike Hassini, 2018

Mike is working as a PT, still loved-up, and still has a very hot bod. He has subsequently appeared briefly in gym scenes on the show.

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Jack Rigden, series 20 - 21

Jack Rigden tried hard, so hard, to make an impression on Towie but his lack of on-screen romance and agg saw him get very little camera time. He was part of the big cull of January 2018.

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Jack Rigden, 2018

Jack's Instagram bio describes him as an "absolute geezer". Which is nice.

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Jordan Brook, series 20 - 21

Jordan and Jack were brought in as friends of Megan McKenna. When she quit, they were left without any storylines.

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Jordan Brooks, 2018

Jordan is now dating Sofia Filipe of Ex On The Beach fame. Aww.

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Ricky Rayment, series 4 - 14

We still think very fondly of Ricky. His rocky relationship with Jess Wright was a huge part of the show but when they finally broke up, well... Ricky left the show "by mutual agreement"with Towie bosses.

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Ricky Rayment, 2018

Ricky now seems to mainly go fishing.

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Tom Pearce, series 5 - 13

Remember when Tom Pearce dated Lauren Goodger following her split from Mark Wright? That was an odd time. He was quietly shown the back doorof the show in 2014.

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Tom Pearce, 2018

Honestly? We're not 100% sure what Tom is actually doing these days. He used to work in the City, and his holidays certainly look pretty epic, so maybe that.

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Grace Andrews, series 11 - 12

Grace almost had a romantic relationship with Lewis Bloor (shudder) and that was the beginning and end of her time on Towie.

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Grace Andrews, 2018

Grace is now involved in a semi-permanent make-up company. Those Towie stars must really hate cleanser.

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Fran Parman, series 11 - 16

Fran's original romantic interest was Tom Pearce but he stepped aside to allow Diags to woo her. Bad luck. Their relationship was turbulent but apparently not turbulent enough for show producers. Diags stayed, she went.

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Fran Parman, 2018

Fran and Diags split and she now hangs out in clothing that does not look very practical.

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Jasmin Walia, series 1 and 7-17

Jasmin managed eight series until she was given the boot. In 2015 her agent stated: "TOWIE is very storyline dependent and Jasmin did not have much going on that we could show on screen."Ouch. She went on to audition for The X Factor. It did not go well. She also took part in reality show Desi Rascals, that lasted for one series.

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Jasmin Walia, 2018

Jasmin is still being papped, which is more than can be said for some of the other ex-Towie stars.

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Jake Hall, series 14 - 17

Jake's time of TOWIE was mainly characterised by him being mean to our sweet Essex princess Chloe Lewis including many accusations of infidelity, plus rumours he'd slept with Megan McKenna.

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Jake Hall, 2018

Jake subsequently became engaged to former Real Housewives of Cheshire star Misse Beqiri. They have a baby together but in December 2018Jake was given a restraining order following a bust up with his fiancée.

Look! More stuff about TOWIE!

Amy Childs reveals why she only posts photos of one of her children

TOWIE stars support 'desperate' Stephen Bear as he launches hot new business

Fran Parman returns to TOWIE following emotional Diags split

What else? Oh, "Chloe Brockett’s presence in Essex continues to send shockwaves through the group," apparently.

Not sure why. She's always lived there.

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Chloe Brockett shocks Essex but not for the reason you may think ©ITV

Ah, apparently Ella Wise thinks Chloe has been chatting to her ex. But isn't that the WHOLE of what TOWIE is about? Ella's probably grateful she's still got a role after the brutal cast cull earlier this year.

Watch: Ferne McCann teases TOWIE 10 year reunion

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Well, this just seems like a terribly bad idea ©ITV

And finally, the worst kept secret in Essex is out: James 'Lockie' Lock and Yazmin 'mug' Oukhellou are back together. Why, Yaz, why?

For once, we find ourselves agreeing with Amber Turner who wants to check that Lockie's intentions are pure. And who would ever have thought that Amber would be the show's moral compass?

When is TOWIE back?

The Only Way Is Essex returns Sunday 12th September at 9pm on ITVBe.

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