We've rounded up ALL of Max Branning's best storylines on EastEnders
Back in 2016 there was a long and lonely 14-months without EastEnders' devlish, snake hipped, womanising Max Branning. We sure did miss him and his naughty ways.
Thankfully, he returned with an explosive storyline and an ALMIGHTY bang after he was wrongly imprisoned for the murder of his secret lover (and his daughter's best pal) Lucy Beale. And there was only one thing he was after: REVENGE.
Since his return he has caused a LOT of drama on the square so in celebration of the infamous character we've rounded up some of Max's best storylines. And boy, there's been a few.
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Jimmy King and Kelly Windsor, Emmerdale
Kelly Windsor had a VERY tumultuous life in the Dales. Her relationship with Jimmy King began as a brief fling, but it ended after he discovered she was working as a glamour model and didn't like it. They eventually got married,
Kelly Windsor and Jimmy King
Sadly, Kelly and Jimmy's relationship fell apart after she had a secret abortion and he couldn't forgive her for it, but what a steamy passion they had together!
Sharon Mitchell and Phil Mitchell, EastEnders
Blimey, don't EastEnders writers LOVE pitting siblings against each other in a love triangle?! And why is it always the Mitchells?! Anyway. Sharon married her abusive boyfriend Grant - but falls for his sensitive brother, Phil.
Sharon Watts and Phil Mitchell
And we all remember how that one turned out, don't we? Shaz's friend Michelle accidentally recorded them talking about how she had feelings for Phil, leaving Grant to find it and, of course, play it to the ENTIRE population of Walford in the Queen Vic at Phil and Kathy's engagement party.
Sienna Blake and Dodger Savage, Hollyoaks
Ok, we know this one isn't so much steamy as ABSOLUTELY GROSS, but it's pretty controversial so we simply couldn't ignore it. Dodger and Sienna conceived a baby when they were 13 after a brief encounter, but Sienna's father Patrick gave her away.
Sienna Blake and Dodger Savage, Hollyoaks
Fast forward however many years and they meet again - but they soon realise that despite sleeping together and having a baby, they're actually LONG LOST TWIN SIBLINGS. NOOOOO.
Kim Tate and Dave Glover, Emmerdale
Kim Tate is one of the most loved/hated characters in soap history. She is best remembered for seeming utterly evil, and her failed relationships were the stuff of legend.
Kim Tate and Dave Glover, Emmerdale
Despite her many passionate kisses, Kim rolling around in hay in a barn is just too classic Emmerdale to leave out.
Sinead O'Connor and Tony Hutchinson, Hollyoaks
Don't the soaps just LOVE an incestuous affair?! Sinead O'Connor (lol) embarked on an illicit affair with her stepfather Tony Hutchinson, who was married to her mum Diane.
Hollyoaks
Initially, Sinead only seduced Tony to get back at her mum, but then the pair fall in love for real and have a full-blown affair. She even thinks she's pregnant by him at one stage, before discovering he's infertile and Ste was actually the father.
Peter Barlow and Tina McIntyre, Coronation Street
Tina McIntyre had a very troubled life on the Street - what with her dad being killed, being a surrogate mother and having abortion. Oh, and then being killed herself. Her relationship with Peter, a much older man, began as an illicit affair as he was at that point engaged to marry Carla Connor.
Coronation Street
But they're not bothered about that, and have their first passionate snog on Peter's actual wedding day to Carla after she's passed out drunk. They then embark on an affair - before Carla's brother Rob murders her.
Coronation Street
Linda and Mark basically couldn't keep their hands off of each other. She married Mike anyway, but continued sleeping with his son. Of course! What else would she do?!
Linda Baldwin and Mark Redman, Coronation Street
This was yet ANOTHER incestuous affair - Underworld machinist Linda embarked on an affair with her boss Mike Baldwin, but when his son Mark Redman re-entered his life after years away, things got spicy...
Kate Connor and Rana Nazir, Coronation Street
Along a similar vein, Kate and Rana are currently caught up in an illicit affair - which is a bit awkward for Muslim Rana who is married to Zeedan.
Coronation Street
After initially writing off her jealousy at Kate's relationship, Rana slowly began to realise that it was more than just over-protectiveness of her friend. They soon began an affair - what will happen next? We wonder...
Deirdre Barlow and Dev Alahan, Coronation Street
Now these two were the most unlikely couple EVER. You'd would never have put them together - yet there they were, getting down and dirty on Deirdre's carpet.
Coronation Street
In the weirdest twist of events, Dev started going out with Deirdre's daughter Tracy - but that soon ends after their one-night stand is inevitably found out.
Moira Barton and Cain Dingle, Emmerdale
Moira has only been in Emmerdale for seven years, but she's achieved a LOT in that time. During her stint on the show, she and nemesis Cain have been rather entangled as they enjoyed an affair whilst she was married to her childhood sweetheart John, before they actually got married themselves.
Emmerdale
More recently, Moira fell pregnant - but wasn't sure who the father was. But of course, it was Cain's!
Robert Sugden and Aaron Barton, Emmerdale
Aaron and Robert were initially just friends, and Robert was engaged to Chrissie White. But things all changed when Aaron confessed that he was gay to Robert, triggering him to realise his own feelings...
Emmerdale
After luring Aaron to a random side of the road pretending that his car has broken down, the pair eventually acted on their secret desires and have a good old snog.
Bernice Blackstock and Carlos Diaz, Emmerdale
Bernice was married to the lovely, gentle Ashley Thomas (RIP), but in Soapland that's never enough is it! She started an affair with her sister Nicola's fiancé, Carlos Diaz.
Emmerdale
And obviously, Bernice fell pregnant - not knowing who the father was. She gave birth to a baby girl named Gabrielle, and after much to-ing and fro-ing, discovered that it was Ashley who was her father. Phew!
Max Branning and Stacey Slater, EastEnders
Stacey Slater and Bradley Branning were literally the cutest couple to ever appear on EastEnders. Despite the fact that they were complete opposites, their relationship was the stuff of DREAMS.
EastEnders
...That is, until Stacey started sleeping with his dad, Max. People across the country will ALWAYS remember the moment that Lauren revealed Max and Stacey's affair to the world with a home video that accidentally filmed Max and Stacey snogging on her wedding day to Bradley. Awks.
Roxy Mitchell and Jack Branning, EastEnders
Now this was the ULTIMATE betrayal. Ronnie and Jack were in love with each other for the longest time, and were in this sort of weird on-off thing for ages. They FINALLY were able to put their past aside and get married, but we all know how that ended...
EastEnders
In the midst of all this, Roxy and Jack had a passionate one-night stand - despite the fact that Ronnie knew full well that her sister was in love with Jack, Roxy slept with him and became pregnant.
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Tragically, Jamie was killed by none other than Martin himself, and Sonia stayed with him until his death in the hospital on Christmas Day 2002.
Sonia Jackson and Jamie Mitchell, EastEnders
Sonia and Jamie were just two messed up kids who found happiness with each other - that is, until Sonia found out she was pregnant by Martin Fowler after a one-night stand. Despite this, they put their trouble behind them and got married.
Christian Clarke and Syed Massood, EastEnders
Now THIS was a forbidden love if ever we've seen one. Syed and Christian slowly fell in love over time - but Syed's Muslim background meant that it was utterly prohibited. And so much more tantalising...
EastEnders
Of course, they couldn't stay away from each other for long, and ended up in a steamy lip-locking sesh. After MANY ups and downs, they tied the knot and moved to American to start a new life together. Naww.
Brendan Brady and Ste Hay, Hollyoaks
Despite this being one of the weirdest soap couples ever, we all found ourselves kind of rooting for poor little Ste and abusive Brendan.
Hollyoaks
They did have a relationship together, but it was short-lived - and Brendan's near-death experience at the hands of police was truly heart-wrenching. He was then carted off to prison to live out his days... But could he one day return?
Beth Jordache and Margaret Clemence, Brookside
We couldn't have a gallery of steamy soap kisses without including one of the most iconic snogs of them all. The first pre-watershed lesbian kiss aired in the UK happened in 1994 was acted out by Anna Friel and Nicola Stephenson, who played Beth and Margaret.
Brookside
It was also included in the London 2012 Olympics opening ceremony, which was broadcast live and uncensored in 76 countries where homosexuality is illegal, meaning that it became the first homosexual kiss to be broadcast in those countries.
That affair with Stacey Slater
Having an affair with your son's girlfriend/fiancé is never a good idea, but this didn't stop Max Branning messing around with Stacey Slater. The tense storyline went on for so looooong, with so many twists and turns and finally came to a climax on Stacey and Bradley's wedding day, where sneaky Lauren Branning planted a video camera that caught Max and Stacey in the act.
And who could forget that DVD reveal? Dot's face says it all...
Tanya's revenge
Max's affair with Stacey was all kinds of horrible, but his wife's Tanya's revenge was possibly one of the darkest storylines in soap history. Yes really, it gave us nightmares for weeks.
Playing on his childhood fear of being buried alive, Tanya drugs Max and puts him in a coffin before burying him alive in the woods, with the help of her new love Sean Slater.
However, a guilty conscience prompts Tanya to dig Max up and he decides to leave Walford - finally aware of the destruction that he has caused.
Supporting Tanya through her cancer diagnosis
Despite the cheating, the backstabbing and the endless betrayal, we were genuinely moved to tears when Max reacted to the news that Tanya had cervical cancer.
Putting his wedding ring back on and vowing never to leave her side again, Max gave Tanya the support she needed.
Okay, he was secretly married to Kirsty Branning and this point but let's overlook that for a second.
This was EastEnders at it's very best.
The end of Bradley Branning
The whole entire world (well, soapland) was utterly devastated when Bradley Branning fell to his death after an epic police chase during the 25th anniversary live episode of EastEnders. Soon after it was revealed that Stacey was the one who killed Archie Mitchell after he brutally raped her and Bradley's death gave her time to flee the square.
Who could forget Jake Wod's controverisial sticking-his-fingers-down-his-throat to make himself sick during the live show.
His secret wife, Kirsty Branning, turning up to cause chaos
Just as Max and Tanya were getting back on track, Max serves up another bombshell when his secret wife, Kirsty Branning, turns up out of the blue to reveal that they were still married and not divorced as brother Derek led him to believe.
Oh Max, you scamp.
Vanessa Gold sucummbing to the Max Branning curse
Max cheated on Vanessa with ex-wife Tanya and when Vanessa found out the truth she went absolutely BONKERS. Moral of the story? Never get mixed up with Max Branning.
Max vs The Mitchell's
Also named as The Battle of the Baldies, tehehe.
The battle of the East End cheating businessman and one fued that will always bubble away...
Max Branning and Lucy Beale
Just when we thought dirty Max must has a limit - he shacks up with his daughter's best mate Lucy Beale. It led him to be wrongly charged with her murder, though, so we bet he regrets this one. A little.
We're just waiting for Max to get revenge on the ENTIRE square for allowing everyone to believe he was a murderer.
Max takes revenge on Jane and Steven Beale
He wanted revenge for being wrongfully imprisoned and boy did he get it.
He let Lauren believe that her boyfriend Steven Beale had a brain tumour (even though he didn't), he left Jane Beale to die and then drove her out of Walford after he threatened Bobby Beale.
Eek!
Steven has since died and Jane left Albert Square in a hurry.
Abi and Lauren Branning's exit
After Bradley Branning tragically died we thought EastEnders bosses would go easy on Max's other children but we were wrong. On Christmas Day in 2017 the Branning sisters fell off the Queen Vic roof and although Lauren made a full recovery, Abi was left brain dead. After giving birth to her first child, Abi's life support machine was later turned off.
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