Well, well, well. We all know how the past twelve years of TOWIE have been a bit of a dating merry-go-round. Sometimes, it really is hard to remember just who got off with who.
But it turns out that there's some hook-ups that weren't caught on camera or made public knowledge... until now, that is.
In a new interview, Saffron Lempriere reminisced about some of our favourite TOWIE legends with Jordan Brook and revealed that she'd secretly snogged two of Essex's biggest lotharios.
Saffron told heat about her secret connection to TOWIE stars from years gone by, “I used to go on holiday with all of them because I was still close friends with a lot of them then. So, before my TOWIE time, we used to go Marbella and that. We used to have a ball.”
When asked, “What happened in Marbella?", Saffron replied, “What didn’t happen in Marbella?”
Oooh! Pray tell, Saffers. This oughta be good.
She continued, “Who did I snog? Lewis Bloor. I dunno if I snogged Mark Wright... yeah."
Erm, that sounds like a YES to us, hun.
Jordan chimed in, “Saucy little gossip!" We couldn't agree more, Jords. We weren’t quite prepared for it to be that good.
As filthy minded fans like ourselves will recall, Lewis has a simply huge, ahem, little Lewis. We know because we saw it on the telly when he and Marnie Simpson shared a 'romantic shower' in the Celebrity Big Brother house. Want to see it? You can!
In other news, it turns out Jordan used to cut Kirk Norcross' hair in a barbershop back in the day. Less juicy, Jordan, but we’re here for it.