Celebrity Big Brother sees the unmissable return of Jasmine Waltz, some home truths for Lee Ryan from Casey's mum, a performance (and warning) from Blue and a tearful reunion for Ollie Locke and Sam Faiers. Best episode ever? We think it just might be...
Celebrity Big Brother 2014 is, without a doubt, the best series of CBB ever - albeit, obviously, the cruellest. For weeks we've sat watching the eternal love triangle that is Lee Ryan, Casey Batchelor and Jasmine Waltz and, in last night's show, it came to a head in the most unmissable way ever.
As part of the For Whom The Bell Tolls task - where housemates had to stay frozen no matter what happened - viewers saw the family and friends of our CBB contestants enter the house through a grandfather clock.
And it was all very sweet at first, especially when it came to Ollie Locke and Sam Faiers's families.
Check out: Most shocking reality TV fights ever
Most shocking reality TV fights ever - SLIDER
1 of 13Georgia Steel and Ellie Brown
Probably the most dramatic night in the Love Island 2018 villa, hell broke loose when Georgia Steel returned from a date with Jack Fowler. Jack told his then-girlfriend Laura Anderson (who was also Georgia's BFF) that Georgia had pulled him in for a kiss but Georgia 100% denied this to Laura. She continued to lie about the kiss all night (well, for the whole series actually) but Ellie Brown was having none of it. She shouted at Georgia and called her out for always banging on about how 'loyal' she is. The final blow that silenced everyone was when Ellie called Georgia an 'ugly c**t'. YIKES. Even Ellie's boyfriend Charlie Brake said she went too far. The pair never fully recovered their friendship and Georgia said Ellie needed to go and 'wash her mouth out'. It's worth mentioning that Georgia has since 'fessed up to the kiss and apologised to Laura.
2 of 13Malia Arkain and Kady McDermott , Love Island
Malia was on the island for mere HOURS before going into a violent rage and being booted off the show. Love rival Malia spilt a drink down her leg when Malia retaliated with pushing, shoving and a whole lotta swearing. Well that's one way to make a first impression in front of people.
3 of 13Miles Barnett and Jordan Wright, TOWIE
The longtime feud got physical on The Only Way Is Essex when Myles punched Jordan square in the face. The pair had exchanged verbal abuse before but things got REALLY ugly this time.
4 of 13Ferne McCann and Gemma Collins, TOWIE
Following a dispute from earlier in the week, the TOWIE girls exchanged sharp words at a girls night in. Gemma stole the argument with the now classic line: "I'm 34-years-old I've earned my diva-ship".
5 of 13Bobby Norris and Gemma Collins, TOWIE
Securing her reputation as Queen of Confrontations, Gemma Collins turned her sharp tongue to BFF Bobby Norris. Poor Bob told Gemma she was 'throwing him under a bus' for dragging him into an argument between her and Lauren Pope. It ended with Gemma throwing a drink in his face.
6 of 13James Diags and Tommy Mallet, TOWIE
The TOWIE boys sure know how to celebrate St Paddy's Day. Diags accused James of getting up to no good behind his girlfriend Georgia Kousoulou's back and an explosive argument ensued.
7 of 13Kim Woodburn and Jamie O'Hara, Celebrity Big Brother
Controversial Kim isn't afraid to let loose. The How Clean is your House star had to be removed by security after a heated argument with Jamie O'Hara and Nicola McLean. It ended with Kim repeatedly shouting: "Adulterer!"
8 of 13Megan McKenna in Celebrity Big Brother
Megan McKenna wasn't let out of the diary room because she was JUST SO ANGRY. The Ex on the Beach star had had enough of her fellow housemates, specifically Tiffany Pollard and John Partridge.
9 of 13The WHOLE house in Big Brother 5
Who could EVER forget Fight Night? The original Big Brother bust-up happened in season 5. Pretty much the whole house was divided and involved - with Victor Ebuwa and Emma Greenwood throwing trays at each other. It was IN-SANE.
10 of 13Jemma Lucy and Kayleigh Morris, Ex On The Beach
Jemma was kicked off Ex on the Beach after this vicious physical fight with Kayleigh. It was clear the girls never got on and Kayleigh grew jealous of Jemma's relationship with her ex, Ashley Cain.
11 of 13Millie Macintosh and Hugo Taylor, Made in Chelsea
Perhaps one of the classiest cat fights to grace our TV screens, Millie Macintosh raised a glass and announced Hugo's infidelities with her BFF Rosie Fortiscue. She then met up wth Hugo and gave him a well deserved (and very expensive) drink in the face. And now the pair are about to get engaged!
12 of 13Camilla Thurow and Jonny Mitchell, Love Island
We applaud Camilla for giving clueless Jonny a lesson in feminism. When he asked her if she was a feminist, she replied: "Shouldn't we all be feminists? Surely you believe in equality?" Well said, Camilla.
13 of 13Spencer Matthews and Jamie Laing, Made in Chelsea
It was actually quite sad to see this bromance hit rocky waters. The girl who got between them (it's always over a girl, right?!) was Lucy Watson. We were glad to see that they quickly reconciled.
So many tears, so little time.
Jim Davidson also received a visit from his beloved wife and daughter, while Luisa's mum came in like a tornado and explained to e-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y why her daughter doesn't get on with the comedian.
Yup, that happened. We also saw Lee Ryan's bandmates pop into the house to sing One Love - which came with a sneaky warning of what was about to happen from Lee's BFF Duncan James.
Lee managed - we have NO IDEA HOW - to resist joining in the catchy song, despite the lads trying to entice him to join the performance. But, as we say, it wasn’t just a sing-a-long; Duncan James also had a message for Lee about former love interest, Jasmine:
“Jasmine really likes you; I’ve been hanging out with her.”
Awkward - no wonder Casey suddenly decided that Blue hated her! But the best was yet to come… because, yes, Jasmine Waltz was about to enter the house.
And… and it was impossible to look away from the screen:
As a chorus of "OHMYGODs" rang out across the nation, Jasmine sat down and asked Casey if she was deliberately setting out to hurt her, asking her why she was throwing herself at Lee and trying to entice him into bed with promises of blow jobs.
However, when she turned on Lee, the smitten love rat couldn't help but defend himself, breaking the rules to say he was just friends with Casey, who was sitting with him at the sofa.
Jasmine fired back: “Mmmhmm. That’s why you were in the bathroom with her last night making out with her.”
While Lee replied: “No we wasn’t in the bathroom making out. We were being affectionate as friends. I’m sorry guys I can’t actually do this,”
But Jasmine wasn't having any of it, claiming Casey was throwing herself at Lee she went on:
“I’ve watched everything. Everything! It’s just so hurtful to do the two girls. Do you realise that we have f***ing feelings? You can’t do this to people. You’re hurting her, you’re hurting me, it’s not fair. Do you have any recollection of what you’re doing?"
“I’ve watched everything. Everything! It’s just so hurtful to do the two girls. Do you realise that we have f***ing feelings? You can’t do this to people. You’re hurting her, you’re hurting me, it’s not fair. Do you have any recollection of what you’re doing?
“Can I just be honest with you? I’d been really, really proud of you up until this point and I saw you guys in the bathroom. It’s made out to look like she’s throwing herself at you deliberately."
You read that right - she's been proud of him. And, you know, she did plant a kiss on Lee before she left, so we have a feeling she's still hooked.
As if that wasn't awkward enough - and it was seriously awkward - the house were also paid a visit by Casey's MUM - who firmly told her daughter to stay away from Lee Ryan because "he is mugging you off".
All while lee was standing, frozen in time, just a few metres away.
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… we imagine more than a few people will be happy to hear that Casey has finally been clued up as top what's going on, although we didn't get a chance to see if her ma's warnings had any effect on her.
Because, shock-horror, Lee Ryan was forced to exit the house through the grandfather clock when Emma came in herself to grab him:
Asked if he was surprised to leave the house, Lee explained: "No, I knew something was happening. I hoped that it was me and I'm really happy that it is."
He added that Celebrity Big Brother had been "very kind" by giving him the chance to leave the house without being met by a hostile crowd. No kidding!
When quizzed by Emma about his love rat reputation, Lee defended his actions (as ever), saying: "Okay, let me explain. I'm a single man, I've always said that I'm a single man. I've always said to Casey [Batchelor] that I'm in it to have a laugh and have fun. I'm single and I don't want a relationship.
"When I first sat down with Casey and tried to tell her, she said, 'You're embarrassing me'. I was like, 'S**t'. I really didn't know what to do and she said, 'Well, you should have thought about that first', and I honestly didn't know what to say."
"A day is like a week in there, so it's hard to get perspective on things. Emotions run high and you feel one way one minute and the house messes with you the next. Obviously when I saw Jasmine, it killed me. I hated it."
So will he be pursuing Casey or Jasmine outside the house? Apparently Jasmine - although he's not so sure she'll want him after this whole messy situation:
"She's beautiful and amazing. I do really like her and she gives me these feelings I haven't had in a long time."
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