Woman ripped her boyfriend’s penis because she was too busy watching the X Factor

Updated on27th October 2017 at 4.08pm

This sounds VERY painful...

Sex scenes in real life are rarely like those that we see in movies or on TV – but for one couple, their raunchy session turned into a bloody nightmare because of what they were watching on their telly screen.

Emma Pearce, 34, and Allan Blake, 28, decided to have a fumble during an episode of The X Factor, but it all went horribly wrong and Emma actually ended up ripping Allan’s penis. Ouch.

Explaining how this happened – because, let’s be honest, we all need to know what the hell went wrong here – Emma explained: “He left the room during the adverts, and came back with a naughty grin on his face, telling me he was in the mood.

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“I’d no idea why – we hadn’t been watching anything sexy – but I said I was up for it too, so long as I could still watch the X Factor.”

Okay…

Emma continued: “Things started happening, but Allan’s head kept blocking the telly. I’m still not quite sure how it happened, but I sort of jolted my body, so I could see Dermot reading the results properly, and I must’ve accidentally pushed him the other way.”

As a result of her sudden movement, Emma ripped her boyfriend’s penis.

“Next thing I knew, there was blood everywhere.”

The Cornwall couple became worried that they would ruin their cream coloured carpet so moved to the bathroom where Emma called the NHS for advice.

When the operator who answered the call to non-emergency helpline 111 asked how much pain Allan was in, he reportedly replied: “What on earth do you think?”

He was then advised to take painkillers and reduce the swelling by wrapping his member in a flannel.

When Emma and Allan visited their GP together two days later, they were informed that he hand torn his frenulum – more commonly known as his ‘banjo string’, which is a piece of skin between the shaft and foreskin.

“We were told not to have sex again until it healed, which ended up taking about a month,” Emma revealed.

“Allan joked to the doctor, ‘I don’t want her to come near me anyway after this!’

“We both saw the funny side. I was laughing in the doctor’s and making jokes about the movie Teeth, which is about a girl who has teeth in her vagina.”

Following the incident, Emma is sure that she can continue to watch the X Factor without advances from her boyfriend, saying: “I still watch the X Factor religiously, too – and now Allan knows better than to distract me!”

Well, that’s one dedicated fan…

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