Sammy had been single for a year when cheeky brother Kyle, 28, decided to help her find the perfect man.
But, rather than introduce her to a few friends and see if sparks flew, Kyle set up an eBay auction called Date My Sister - with a starting bid of £50.
Ouch.
The advert reads: "Firstly this is a serious advert. My sister is 27-years-old originally from London but now lives in Cardiff and is slim and curvy, 5 ft 4 blue eyes dark hair. Very bubbly and outgoing.
"She's not a party animal and very faithful. No kids but would like kids eventually."
It continues: "My sister is unlucky with finding a real man. So me and my family are looking for someone who is a great guy who is genuine. Loving. Faithful. Normal. And just very down to earth.
"Also musts are Must have a job. No bums please. Must have a car or be willing to commute if your far away. Must be decent looking."
Kyle also adds that he doesn't want any 'weirdos, married or engaged men' bidding on his little sister. Because, you know, standards.
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He also listed her as 'previously used' (erm...) and also offered free postage and packing - he's just nice like that.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, Sammy was livid when she discovered what her big brother had done.
Speaking with The Metro, she said: "Kyle has been threatening for years to put me on eBay but I never took him seriously, so I was shocked to see myself on there – it was quite scary.
"Listing me as used definitely wasn’t funny – the cheek of it."
Maybe she should have tried Flirtify.co.uk instead...