Vicky Pattison has announced she's replaced her wedding reality show with one detailing her life after breaking up with her love rat ex - a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, you go, girl
Former Geordie Shore star Vicky and her childhood sweetheart turned fiancé John Noble were set to get married next year and had planned to document the occasion with a reality TV show, Vicky and John Said Yes.
Alas, the fairy tale was not to be after John was caught on camera getting waaaaaaay to close to a number of different women when on holiday in Dubai.
Our hearts bled a little for our Geordie darling. But once more she's showed exactly why we love her - with this ultimate revenge.
CHECK OUT old school Geordie Shore cast - where are they now?
Geordie Shore cast - then and now
![Charlotte Crosby in 2011](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5be0/2609/2cbf/4519/4bbc/4f4f/charlotte-crosby.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Charlotte Crosby in 2011
A fresh-faced Charlotte Crosby poses at a photo-call before the first ever series of MTV's Geordie Shore aired.
![Charlotte-crosby](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5f20/2a6f/d0c3/ae4b/dd69/c661/GettyImages-1183402512.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Charlotte Crosby
Charlotte's had a massive transformation over the years, and has been smashing it in her career since her Geordie days. She's hosted her own TV show 'Just Tattoo Of Us', released her own book and fitness DVD, and has a clothing range with In The Style and a houseware range called Naked Lane.
![Holly Hagan](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/025d/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1bf7/shutterstock_editorial_1364752s_huge.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Holly Hagan in 2011
Before her Geordie Shore debut, Holly Hagan looked like this.
![Holly Hagan](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/03bf/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1c08/Screen%20Shot%202018-01-16%20at%201.52.39%20PM.png?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Holly Hagan now
Now, it would seem that Holly's taken some inspo from Kim K, as her look has drastically changed. She engaged to be wed to footballer Jacob Blythe and is all about good mental health and body positivity.
![Greg Lake](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/05c3/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1c37/shutterstock_editorial_1486135ji_huge.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Greg Lake in 2011
Greg appeared in Geordie Shore from the very beginning, but didn't make it past series 1. Oops.
![Greg Lake](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/067d/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1c46/870980868.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Greg Lake now
Greg is now married to Hollyoaks star Jennifer Metcalfe, and they have a baby together. Awww.
![Gaz Beadle](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/08a6/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1c93/gaz_2.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Gaz Beadle in 2011
Here's Gaz before embarking on his long-running career on Geordie Shore.
![Gary Beadle](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5f20/2b15/c0b2/dd3d/0f20/8f00/Screen%20Shot%202020-07-28%20at%2014.41.27.png?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Gary Beadle
In terms of poses not much has changed - he still loves a good selfie and photoshoot. But believe it or not, this Geordie hunk has left the dating scene behind, because he's loved up with girlfriend Emma McVey. They are parents to son Chester and new baby girl, Blossom.
![James Tindale](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/0da4/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1d26/geordie-shore-original-cast-136424193716202601.jpeg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
James Tindale in 2011
James's debut on Geordie Shore saw him spend 90% of his time at the gym and the remaining 10% flexing his muscles in the mirror.
![James Tindale](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/0ed7/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1d46/Screen%20Shot%202018-01-16%20at%202.39.51%20PM.png?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
James Tindale now
Looks like he stuck at it, now owning his own gym in the 'toon. James actually returned to the Geordie Shore house in 2019 after breaking up with his long-term girlfriend, Kate. "In the past I have been a very, very toned down person so this time I went in no fucks given, done what I want, said what I wanted," he told The Sun"This time I am just me. I was the only single lad in there so I did what I wanted."
![Jay Gardner](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/0f96/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1d59/Jay-Gardner-Geordie-Shore.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Jay Gardner in 2011
'The dad of the Geordie group' Jay was the oldest member of the show. Who could forget those iconic brows...
![Jay Gardner](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/12be/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1dd5/jay-gardner-20th-mtv-europe-music-awards-01.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Jay Gardner now
And years later, his brows are still on fleek.
![Vicky Pattison](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/141c/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1dff/shutterstock_editorial_1364752u_huge.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Vicky Pattison in 2011
Fiesty Vicky has had quite the transformation over the years...
![Vicky Pattison](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5f20/2d3e/0db4/9374/be16/962f/GettyImages-1202631363.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Vicky Pattison
VIP Vicky has had quite the rollercoaster in her career and her personal life since her Geordie days. She won I'm a Celebrity in 2016 and has had a successful career on daytime TV, including This Morning and Loose Women. She was engaged to childhood sweetheart John Noble but they split in 2018 after he was caught cheating, but she's now happier than ever with one time TOWIE star Ercan Ramadan.
![Sophie Kasaei](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/15ea/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1e3b/000020763-Sophie_Kasaei.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Sophie Kasaei in 2011
Sophie joined the Geordie Shore show in series 1, but was axed for her bad behaviour 2 years later. Naughty.She later returned to the show in 2016 with a slightly newer cast!
![Sophie Kasei](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/1650/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1e4c/shutterstock_editorial_9219345aw_huge.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Sophie Kasaei now
She's since glowed upppppppp, and has been on and off the show more times that you could shake a stick at. She's since joined Aaron, Marnie and Holly on Geordie OG's, MTV's spin off. We're loving perving on her home Instagram account, Kasaamor.
![Ricci Guarnaccio](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/1a5e/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1ec8/article-1340627137418-13bc7d83000005dc-637186_466x310.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Ricci Guarnaccio in 2011
Ricci joined the show in series 2, and had a rollercoaster of a relationship with Vicki Pattison, to whom he was engaged for about five minutes.
![Ricci Guarnaccio](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/1bc9/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1ef9/346219DD00000578-0-image-m-101_1463675265628.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Ricci Guarnaccio now - aged 31
It would seem that since leaving the show he's decided to embark on a new journey.... of growing a beard, after undergoing THREE hair transplants.
![Rebecca Walker](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/1ffc/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1f6d/img_5386.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Rebecca Walker in 2012
Rebecca also joined the show in series 2, and was known for her bust-ups, dramas and fallouts.
![Rebecca Walker](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/2031/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1f73/Screen%20Shot%202018-01-16%20at%203.53.05%20PM.png?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Rebecca Walker now
Now, she's ditched the party days and has recently become a mum. Say WHAT?!
![Daniel Thomas](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/20be/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1f86/daniel-thomas-tuck-background.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Daniel Thomas
Dan joined Geordie Shore the fourth series and left at the end of series 5.
![Daniel Thomas](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/2167/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1f99/Screen%20Shot%202018-01-16%20at%203.58.36%20PM.png?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Daniel Thomas now
He doesn't look all that different now, but he's certainly been enjoying life (and the gym).
![Scott Timlin](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/221f/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1fb0/0000217ee-Scott_Timlin.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Scott Timlin 2013
Life and soul of the party Scotty T joined the show in series 4.
![Scotty T](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/2286/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1fb8/Screen%20Shot%202018-01-16%20at%204.03.17%20PM.png?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Scotty T now
And WHAT a career this Geordie has had. From winning Celebrity Big Brother to landing a cameo appearance in Neighbours to even having a girlfriend (well, for a bit), he's definitely seen success in the media industry.
![Marnie Simspon](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/23ea/11ad/0e2c/5f24/1ff3/marnie%20simpson%20before%20surgery_940x526.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Marnie Simspon 2014
Marnie was one of the last cast mates to join Geordie Shore - entering the house in series 7. Back then, she described herself a "natural beauty".
![Marnie Simpson](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/2581/11ad/0e2c/5f24/2035/Screen%20Shot%202018-01-16%20at%204.16.20%20PM.png?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Marnie Simpson now - aged 25
Marnie had several cosmetic procedures done since being on the show, including a nose job, lip fillers and a boob job. She moved in with boyfriend Casey Johnson after meeting on MTV dating show 'Single AF' and the two welcomed a baby boy, Rox, in late 2019.
![Aaron Chalmers](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/26c8/11ad/0e2c/5f24/206c/Screen%20Shot%202018-01-16%20at%204.22.06%20PM.png?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Aaron Chalmers then
Tatted-up Aaron Chalmers joined in the eighth series and had an infamous on-off relationship with Marnie. It was SO juicy to watch.
![Aaron Chalmers](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/2854/11ad/0e2c/5f24/209d/Screen%20Shot%202018-01-16%20at%204.25.35%20PM.png?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Aaron Chalmers now
Aaron quit Geordie Shore to focus on his career as an MMA fighter, along with his spending more time on his relationship and being a dad to his new son Romeo, who he welcomed in 2020.
![Kyle Christie](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/28e6/11ad/0e2c/5f24/20b4/Screen%20Shot%202018-01-16%20at%204.31.18%20PM.png?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Kyle Christie then
How young does Kyle look?! We barely even recognised this Geordie Shore star.
![Kyle Christie](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5a5e/293f/11ad/0e2c/5f24/20ba/Screen%20Shot%202018-01-16%20at%204.32.49%20PM.png?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Kyle Christie now
Well HELLO there Kyle. Talk about a transformation people - Kyle's looking hella fit after undergoing a number of cosmetic procedures and hair transplants.
![Boss Anna](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/6272/52f0/d89b/489d/5975/9f2a/anna-geordie-shore.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Boss Anna
Anna really tried her best to crack the whip when Geordie Shore exploded onto our screens and was the only one that like likes of Vicky Pattison and Gaz Beadle truly feared. She had a hard time though, bless her, as many of the jobs she sent the cast on ended in pure radgie antics.
![Boss Anna](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/6272/535d/209b/55c6/c211/a771/anna-geordie-shore-now.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Boss Anna
Tired Anna handed the boss baton to Scotty T (god knows why and it wasn't long as he was soon suspended from the show) in 2018, she hasn't been seen since. In 2019 though, Anna took to Instagram to reveal that she was on the hunt for people to complete a Beauty Therapy Level 3 VTCT please drop me a message - so it looks like she's still doing what she does best.
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The wedding show is now a BREAK UP SHOW.
Ha! Swivel on that.
![Vicky Noble ex John Noble](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/media/5c17/a712/2ddb/853f/4217/9a7e/vicky-pattison-john-noble.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Vicky said: “I had already started filming a wedding special for TLC and then everything changed. It wasn’t an easy decision but when I commit, I commit 100% and I felt it important to continue to show the realities of my life at that tough time.
"I want people to see the real me and my real emotions, so they can understand the truth behind the headlines. Yes, I had my heart broken but there are more emotions to it and people for the first time will get to see that.
"I hope that anyone who has been hurt in a relationship will be able to relate to me when watching the show.”
Vicky Pattison: The Break Up will air on 30 January on TLC.