SuRie speaks out after being interrupted by protestor during Eurovision 2018 performance

When you look that good as a woman (check out the pins!), why not make yourself a t-shirt dress with a picture of yourself on it eh?

We're sorry, but how were these not the winners last year? Or every year? Bring back AOL!

We're sorry, this is gross. But this reminds us of a used tampon

We're sorry, this is gross. But this reminds us of a used tampon

At least Gaby had those dressing room drapes as a last resort when her dress broke

Mika's song for 2011 was called Angel. This outfit is anything but going to fashion heaven

Leather hotpants aren't a good idea at the best of times. Let's just hope there were no side splits in this routine

Remember Javine? We do. But until now, we did not remember this awful outfit, thank goodness

We pity the poor person who had to stick all those diamantes on only to get an end result like this

Dita was a guest in Moscow in 2009! Wearing a veil. And little else

Just caught sight of yourself in the mirror? It's too late now!

Apparently the West End's version of Eurovision is no better dressed (or tressed)

NOhanna more like. We don't need to see a loo roll cosy on the stage thanks

Gaga would be totes jealous of that one metallic Lycra leg

The shredder strikes again. Someone should really have moved this off the Eurovision set before letting the acts get in the way

Dima Bilan - Russia

Clown college try-outs were last week, sorry love

What a lovely sweaty satin waistcoat that is

Slightly reminiscent of Geri Halliwell in her Spice Girl days, no?

We can't help but guess Shakira might have something to do with this frocky horror...

We're guessing flying without wings isn't an option then

Auditioning for Wicked, were we?

At first glance, we thought Natalie might have weed herself

Was 2008's Eurovision circus themed?

This outfit wouldn't have looked out of place on last night's MET Gala red carpet

My, that silk shirt looks very inviting

Giving Heath Ledger's leather trousers in 10 Things I Hate About You a run for their money

In the '90s, we would have killed for those trousers

Another one falls victim to the dreaded paper shredder

Those newspaper trews were actually all over the Moschino S/S '14 catwalk, dontcha know

'70s choirboys made a comeback in 2006 apparently

2006 doesn't seem long ago enough to accept that spray-on jeans were 'a thing'

Is it a coat? Is it a dress? Is it a tux? There's only one thing we know for sure. That it's gross

J.R.R. Tolkien would be proud

My, what a lovely embellished nude body stocking...

Let's hope she doesn't need a wee anytime soon

A green nappy with chains attached? Why not?

Is it just us, or did Rita Ora wear those very boots recently?

Dana had this lovely ensemble specially made for her by Jean Paul Gaultier, although he apparently forgot the top. At least Dana had those black beads eh?

Er, Olivia? The Sound Of Music auditions are in the other room

Believe it or not, this outfit beat Katie Price to represent the UK in 2005

Krista just decided to hang out in Willy Wonka's factory for her performance. That poor slaughtered swan for that tail though...

Who needs a surname when you look like this?

Sanda wasn't only lucky enough to be the Romanian entrant for Eurovision 2004, she was also chosen to embark on a serious fake tan trial

Who could forget the iconic Jedward in their Britney jackets?

1977 was apparently the year of the camel toe

Svetlana Loboda - Ukraine

Ich is actually very on-trend. Check out our green hair feature in heat this week

Ich is actually very on-trend. Check out our green hair feature in heat this week

Well there's a use for our old bedsheets

Uh-oh. Herve Leger bodycon rip-offs have just reached Norway...

Hostess with the mostess amount of dress, but leastess sense of style

Yep, pull a wacky face and you can pretend you didn't throw your white dress in the coloured wash