Lee Ryan: ‘I only got Strictly because of my stint on EastEnders’

Poor old Susannah was first to be booted off the show - and was not pleased at all,allegedly throwing a hissy fit behind the scenes.

Alas, it wasn't meant to be for poor old Lee, who finished in 14th place.

We'd picked Katie as a winner before the series started, but unfortunately she was booted off in the fourth week.

Poor Vick and her Italian stallion dance partner Graziano Di Prima were fourth out, in a controversial dance-off against Seann Walsh and Katya Jones.

Cricketer Graeme Swan says: "I don't have any background in dancing but can do the floss so let's hope this comes in useful!" We don't have high hopes for Graeme Swan. We are also not 100% confident of who Graeme Swan is.

A YouTuber on Strictly! Whatever next! Unless your preteen kids have access to the phone to vote (and we recommend that they do not), he hasn't got a chance.

Dancing is a long way away from Kate's work as a newsreader, and we're not convinced there's an overlap between the professions...

Seann caused possibly the biggest Strictly stir ever after kissing his dance partner Katya Jones while he was in a relationship and she was married. Later, his girlfriend released a statement with possibly the FIERCEST takedown of an ex the world has ever seen. We'd assumed all the drama would mean he'd be booted off straight away, but shocked us all when he was saved by the public. Everyone loves a drama, so we think he'll survive the next few weeks, at least...

Yes! We know! We are all too aware that Ashley Roberts is already a dancer, so at first glimpse seems to have an unfair advantage over her other fellow contestants. This is something that the public are all to aware of, too, so will that stop them from voting? We think possibly...

Danny has spent the last few months "on two wheels motorcycling around South America in pink leathers", which doesn't sound like the best of warm-ups for a dancing show...

Casualty star Charles gets our vote for his biceps alone, and we're predicting he'll be a bit of a surprise frontrunner this series.

Having been a member of Steps, we're guessing Faye is already at least 'alright' at dancing. Which is more than can be said for many on the list.

Despite the fact that Stacey is a journalist and film-maker and in no way a professional dancer, we can imagine her taking everyone by surprise and going the whole way. She will come third, we know it.

Everyone's favourite doctor / general person in the world Dr Ranj will 100% go the distance. As well as (we're predicting) surprisingly good dancing skill, he has the personality to be a finalist.

Paralympic Triathlete Lauren is as inspirational and likeable as she is sporty - which is a perfect combo for Strictly success. She'll go far.