If you're bored of waiting for the next series of The Real Housewives of Cheshire to air, then for the love of Rachel Lugo's laser skincare regime, keep reading...
But take a big deep breath first, because we almost fainted Leah McSweeney style when we first got wind of this.
Grab your most opulent ballgown and get those catchphrases ready because a Real Housewives immersive experience is coming to London this week and our body and souls are ready.
Hayu are bringing the ultimate experience for fans of The Real Housewives franchise (hiya) with the opening of The 'Real Housewives Townhouse' in Soho, London – but cancel ALL plans for this week immediately because it's only popping up for two days; Thursday 26 October and Friday 27 October. Srsly - birthdays, weddings, job interviews, funerals, dinner parties (seems apt); all of that stuff comes and goes, but a Real Housewives pop-up experience in an extravagant Soho townhouse is a once-in-a-lifetime life event. Can you tell we're excited?
The limited-time experience is designed to immerse fans into The Real Housewives Housewives of Miami, New Jersey, Atlanta, Beverly Hills, New York City, Potomac and Salt Lake City, allowing them to experience all the glitz and glamour of the hit reality franchise for themselves. Oh, and best of all – it's free. FREE. As Hilary Duff once said, this is what dreams are made of.
Upon stepping over the threshold of this unique, limited-time address, guests will be treated to an immersive journey through the colourful history of franchise, armed with delicious cocktails. The visit will also include an opportunity for guests to get glammed up by the ultimate glam squad before filming their very own taglines.
And if you manage to come up with a tagline better than Lisa Vanderpump's "Throw me to the wolves and I shall return leading the pack", then you will have earned our lifelong respect. You won't.
Guests will also be able to look back at the juiciest moments of The Real Housewives over the years in preparation for the new season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Hayu’s 'The Real Housewives Townhouse' will be located at 19 Greek Street, W1D 4DT on Thursday, October 26 and Friday, October 27. Tickets are free and available now via See Tickets
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