What, in the name of Maya Jama's flawless outfits, is going on in the latest Love Island spin-off series?
Love Island: All Stars returned to our screens this week, 15 January 2024 to be exact, and made Blue Monday not quite as doom and gloom as it could have been.
From Chris Taylor complimenting Georgia Harrison's posture and comparing himself to a crisp, "I sit like a quaver," to exes Liberty Poole and Jake Cornish being coupled up by the public - ya'll are predictable but evil- it was one hell of a first episode.
But it was the last ten minutes that truly had us shooketh. We knew a bombshell was going to be thrown into the mix early on but to see an only recently single Callum Jones saunter in all white teeth and northern charm threw us for six.
But that was nothing compared to the excitement of seeing his ex and fellow Love Island 2020 star, Molly Smith stroll in two minutes later looking like a Bond girl in a stunning gold number with her blonde locks all blow-dried to perfection.
And that was nothing, NOTHING WE TELL YOU, compared to the look on Callum's face when he turned around to see his ex bae of three years join him as a fellow bombshell.
Oh ITV, in the words of Shaughna Phillips...
"Congrats, hun."
Who is Callum Jones?
Taking part in series six of the romance reality TV show, Callum was an OG Islander who was dumped from the villa on day 38. He has now returned for the All Stars series as the fist bombshell.
How old is Callum Jones?
Born July 12, 1996, Callum is 27 years old.
Where is Callum Jones from?
The northern lad is from Manchester.
When was Callum Jones on Love Island?
Callum was on season six of the show and is back for a second chance at love on the first ever All Stars version.
What happened between Callum Jones and Shaughna Phillips?
Callum and Shaughna coupled up on day one and even though they split briefly when Callum partnered with Eve Gale they reunited and stayed together until the dreaded Casa Amor week came.
Enter Molly Smith.
Callum decided that rather than sticking with Shaughna he would return to the villa with Molly on his arm. Cue Shaughna offering up one of the most iconic lines in Love Island history...
Why did Callum Jones and Molly Smith split?
They left the show as a couple on day 38 and appeared to be going strong for some time. They even moved up North and had dogs together and everything. But after three years together Callum and Molly called it a day on their relationship. At the time, according to The Sun, it was revealed that , "Molly wanted to get engaged and that didn’t happen."
The newly-split duo both entered the Love Island: All Stars villa as bombshells in the first episode and it has viewers wondering if their break-up was all just publicity stunt. Either way, we are gagged and cannot wait to see what will go down next.
What does Callum Jones do?
Callum is a scaffolder and since leaving Love Island, first time around obv, has dabbled in the world of influencing.
What is Callum Jones's Instagram?
You can follow him at @_callum_jones.