It's fair to say, Katie Price is not having the best of times at the moment.
From finding out her husband Kieran Hayler was cheating on Katie with the 'smelly' nanny,, her mum's devastating terminal cancer blow and a shock miscarriage - friends, family, even Peter Andre is worried about Miss KP.
Now, something else for her pals to text 'are you okay, hun?' to the Loose Women panelist - she has slated all her ex husband's skills in the bedroom.
The Sun reports that during a show in Stevenage, Katie told the crowd 'I’ve got no knickers on.'
'That guy in the middle is going to have a great view.'
She then added: “He’s staring at my woohoo.'
Bloody hell.
Next, the former Glamour Model slated her ex's performance in bed. Firstly targeting footballer Dwight Yorke, and father to oldest son Harvey, she laughed, 'They say ‘Once you’ve had black you never go back. And I did!'
She then took aim at ex-husband Peter Andre and joked, 'They said ‘Once you’ve had Greek you’ve hit your peak’ Well I didn’t!'
OH BURN.
Not wanting to leave Alex Reid out of the taunts, the Whole New World warbler agreed he was the worst in bed out of all her flings and then announced,
'I don’t want to f*** a woman I want to f*** a man.'
'I didn’t know [he was a crossdresser] before I married him.'
We all have our deal breakers, eh.
In other Katie Price news, the tv personality hinted that the real reason Peter Andre and her divorced was that he cheated as she compared their marriage to BBC1's Dr Foster.
A source has revealed that Peter Andre is seeking legal advice for the cheating claims.
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