Loose Women panelist Katie Price did an 'Audience With Katie Price' show in Stevenage and evidently her PR staff were nowhere to be seen.
Firstly, the loud-mouthed (but brilliant) telly star announced to the entire arena that she wasn't wearing knickers. Oh and aplogised to a man at the front, just incase he got a glimpse of her 'woohoo'.
Then, the 39-year-old slated her ex-lovers, including Peter Andre, Dwight Yorke and Alex Reid, for their lack of skills in the bedroom.
Targeting ex-boyfriend and footballer Dwight, she said: “They say ‘Once you’ve had black, you never go back. And I did!”
Continuing with the rhyme, she then took a swipe at ex-husband Peter Andre: “They said ‘Once you’ve had Greek, you’ve hit your peak.’ Well, I didn’t!”
However, it wasn't all bad feelings and sex slating towards ex-husband Peter Andre.
Katie made the shocking confession (again) that the Mysterious Girl singe was indeed the love of her life.
“Pete was the love of my life, but he was short. I thought he was fit but so short.
“Why is it that when I meet the man they are fit, then when they are with me they get fat? They are happy, that’s why.”
Interesting logic, Katie.
Peter is now married to Emily MacDonagh and the pair tied the knot in 2015. They have two children Theodore and Amelia together.
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