Yes, you read that correctly...
Danny Dyer is enjoying a bit of a moment right now, thanks to the discovery that he's basically a member of the royal family, and news of his new Saturday gameshow. But this might just be the most surprising news about the 44-year-old that we've heard in a while.
WARNING: The following content probably isn't for the faint-hearted
According to The Sun, EastEnders actor Danny used to 'dress up his penis with props' before taking photographs and sending them on WhatsApp. If this makes you feel more intrigued than queasy, here are some more details...
Inside Dani and Danny Dyer's house - SLIDER
1 of 16A sofa in the garden? How fancy
2 of 16It looks like they've got an indoor pool
3 of 16Is that a trampoline we spot in the background?
4 of 16We can see a kids playhouse in the background of this snap
5 of 16We wonder if Danny Dyer does any gardening?
6 of 16Is that a Marilyn Monroe painting we see behind Dani?
7 of 16We spot silver carpet all over Danny's gaff
8 of 16The Dyer household have followed in the footsteps of lots of other celebs with that sofa
From TOWIE stars to Katie Price this is the sofa celebs are OBSESSED with.
9 of 16Look at these two and their matching initials...
10 of 16Think it's safe to say the Dyer family have a white and silver decor around their house
11 of 16Seriously though, how snug does that sofa look?
12 of 16Another armchair with the infamous silver velvet material
13 of 16Eye spy with my little eye... London in these photos frames
14 of 16Look at these three with their matching tops
15 of 16How fancy is that lamp then?
16 of 16Dani's shoe closet is making us green with envy
The article reported that one of the photos showed Danny holding a cigarette against his penis, pretending it was having a smoke as he sat on a bed of white linen. Another allegedly showed Danny balancing spectacles on top of his nether regions area to make them resemble a face with a nose.
Although the pictures are said to have been taken way back in 2013, the newspaper have said that they were very recently leaks.
Yikes!
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Danny is currently showing his serious side on stage in a Harold Pinter play. The impressive role comes after his special BBC TV series Right Royal Family, which showed him tracing his royal ancestor's roots. The two shows showed him jousting with a watermelon, pretending to down a deer and carrying around a swear box so that he'd learn to be more saintly. We are obsessed with Danny (and of course his daughter, Love Island winner Dani Dyer) and cannot wait to see what comes next. Although, we'll probably pass on ever seeing those photos...