It's time to ride out of the office wearing a gold lame catsuit on horseback, letting off firecrackers, while screaming 'YOU'RE ALL IN A CULT!'
The perfect job for you has finally been invented, and it's fabulous beyond your wildest dreams. You didn't want that gold watch anyway.
Gin subscription company, ILoveGin, (funny, we DO love gin...) are offering one lucky person a 'ginternship'.
So what's the catch?
Pretty much nothing.
ILoveGin are offering their lucky 'gintern' £20,000 a year for just a couple of days work a week. The chosen candidate will have to jet around Europe sampling interesting types of gin and tonic, going to bars, and doing the odd social media post.
Sounds like your life already, right?
The deal includes a free monthly gin and tonic box, visitss to gin distilleries, companies and gin related events.
This sounds like one job where drinking at work isn't frowned upon. It's required!
YESSSS!
The position is provisionally for six months but whoever gets the internship will be considered for a permanent role. Does that mean they're going to judge you based on how much gin you can drink? We're picturing all night drinking competitions, and you'll never have a hangover because your life will be a floaty cloud of perfection.