Woman wants you to pay her to be your bridesmaid: ‘You need someone to take control’

A woman has taken to Craigslist to advertise her services as a Professional Bridesmaid. And you absolutely have to see what she's got to say…

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by Kayleigh Dray |

A woman, sick of performing bridesmaid duties for free, has put an ad on Craigslist offering her services as a "professional bridesmaid."

She's already been one in four weddings this year, she says, which obviously makes her an expert. And she's hoping that friendless women everywhere - friendless women due to be wed, that is - might fancy paying her to be in their wedding party.

Because obviously.

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She writes...

Let me be there for you, this time if:

  1. You don't have any other girlfriends except your third cousin, twice removed, who is often found sticking her tongue down an empty bottle of red wine.

  2. Your fiancé has an extra groomsmen and you're looking to even things out so your pictures don't look funny and there's not one single guy walking down the aisle by himself

  3. You need someone to take control and make sure bridesmaid #4 buys her dress on time and doesn't show up 3 hours late the day of the wedding or paint her nails lime green.

Bridesmaid skills i'm exceptionally good at:

  1. Holding up the 18 layers of your dress so that you can pee with ease on your wedding day

  2. Catching the bouquet and then following that moment up with my best Miss America-like "Omg, I can't believe this" speech.

  3. Doing the electric and the cha cha slide.

  4. Responding in a timely manner to pre-wedding email chains created by other bridesmaids and the Maid of Honour

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So there we have it, ladies. If you're a bride in need of a bridesmaid - and you have some cash to spare - you know where to go.

For more information, check out her ad on Craigslist now.

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