According to The Local, a newspaper in Germany, the "robust" woman walked into the supermarket, and asked to buy a breast pump.

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But, police have said, after handing over a €200-note to pay for her €20 purchase, she suddenly "uncovered one breast and used her fingers to squirt milk from it at the pharmacist".

She then "rummaged through two cash registers and the counter displays", taking money and items that she needed.

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Ignoring the pleas of staff and customers to stop and cover herself up, the thief unleashed a fresh spray of milk before making a quick getaway.

Yes, really.

The woman is described as having a "robust" figure, long dark hair tied into a ponytail and asspeaking an unknown language.

Officers have said the woman's antics are "almost unbelievable" - which seems honestly, to us, to be a bit of an understatement.

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