Woman crashes car while using vibrator

One woman got caught short after she crashed into the back of a lorry because she was masturbating.

Using a Rampant Rabbit style vibrator, the woman had continued to drive her car while pleasuring herself, and evidently became so distracted she slammed into the back of the van.

Unfortunately for her, the van, which belongs to fish specialist M&J Seafood, was fitted with a rear facing camera which showed the woman clutching the sex toy and quickly buttoning up her trousers after the smash.

The driver was apparently terrified he would lose his job after the incident, but when he was called into the office his boss revealed the truth of the crash.

A source told the Gloucestershire Echo:

‘The bosses told him it wasn’t his fault and then said “Have you seen this?” He was like “What the f**?” They all had a good laugh. Apparently the lady was pretty fit.’

Well that's OK then...