Let this be a warning to anyone who keeps their tube of lubricant and the household superglue in the same bedside drawer, eh?
The TLC series 'Sex Sent Me To The ER', which explores “hilarious (and sometimes horrifying) sexual situations,” has recreated the moment a man accidentally glued his hand to his penis as an educational (and seriously entertaining) lesson for viewers.
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The clip begins with a woman hyperventilating in the emergency ward, as her humiliated husband stands nearby, hand rammed down his trousers.
As the doctor forcibly asks the man to reveal the truth about his predicament, the show cuts to the ER doctor in a sit-down interview, smiling as he recalls the moment his patient told him about his superglue mishap.
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Cue a very painful-looking reenactment.
Check it out. We promise it’s not like anything else you’re likely to see today…
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The look of terror in the man's eyes as he's told he might need acid dumped on his penis is hysterical, isn't it?
As is his wife's absolute lack of sympathy.
We know, we know; we're bad people. But now we're even more tempted to tune into TLC's Sex Sent Me To The ER!