Many would assume that a threes-hour orgasm would be utter bliss but, as we learned from an episode of Sex Sent Me To The ER, it is actually a terrifying and painful experience.
"There was nothing we could come up with that would stop me from orgasming"
Albeit very entertaining for audiences gathered around their telly-boxes, naturally.
Liz and her partner Eric discuss the ordeal - which is accompanied by a VERY (and hilarious) dramatic reconstruction - as part of TLC's new series, explaining that she tried everything to put an end to her post-sex euphoria.
"I started hopping up and down to see if that would do anything, but there was nothing we could come up with that would stop me from orgasming.
"So I started trying to drink wine to see if that would calm down my system."
Eric, despite initially appearing pretty smug about his bedroom prowess, found himself becoming less enamoured with himself as the minutes rolled on at the hospital.
"There were eyes on me and I was still feeling very tense and uptight and uncertain about what was going on and what was going to happen."
Check out the Oscar-worthy reconstruction here:
We particularly love the woman in the pea-green coat, bless her. She's got the wrong end of the stick completely.