Bradley Holman, 19, is a huge fan of Nando's. Or, at least, he was until they snubbed his new bum tattoo…
"Surely I’m due something for my commitment to Nando’s"
The 19-year-old, who spends £1,500 a year on his favourite meal – an extra-hot whole chicken, garlic bread and a bottomless drink – thought his ink was worth a free loyalty card.
But Nando's weren't into the idea and refused to grant his request.
He said in an interview: "Surely I’m due something for my commitment to Nando’s.
"Nando’s give free stuff to celebrities and footballers but they never reward loyal customers like me."
The teenager was so upset by the lack of Nando's loyalty card in his life and tweeted: "I’ll get it lasered off and get KFC on there instead… let’s be honest, it’s much better."
Awkward. Maybe check with the colonel first and make sure there's some free Kentucky Fried Chicken in it before you get needled, okay?