Teacher gives student priceless dating advice on failed exam paper

A biology student, who realised mid-exam that he was definitely not going to get a pass on the paper, decided to take a different approach to the task in hand.


by Jessica Anais Rach |
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The cheeky chap admitted his dislike of science, instead asking for love advice from his tutor.

Taking to the exam paper, he wrote:

‘I have to be honest with you, I didn’t go over this problem last night and didn’t pay attention to it in class yesterday. I do not care about this, I don’t even like science. But I do like you and I don’t want to ruin our friendship.


‘Since I do not know this, I have a question for you. I just started texting this girl and I know she thinks I’m cute but I don’t really know how to start a conversation with so I was wondering if you have any ideas. Well that’s all for now Mr. J but we will keep in touch.’

And his teacher Mr J, marked the paper with the perfect response:

‘Impress her by talking about how atmospheric nitrogen can be used to age artifacts. Works for me every time.’

Given that the student in question is a self-declared failed science student, we doubt this will be useful to him, but we love the teacher’s spirit nonetheless!

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