Every now and then, we stumble across some absolute treasures on Facebook - and this girl's post, all about her unique approach to birth control, is no different.

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Snapped and posted up on Facebook by a similarly amused witness, the post reads: "I only have sex at night because the sperm is asleep.

"Which means I won't get pregnant and makes me a virgin."

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It concludes with the (unintentionally ironic) hashtag: #smart

Yes. That actually happened.

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We kind of feel obliged to remind folk that condoms are the only method that protect against both pregnancy and STDs (including HIV).

Having sex at night only, on the other hand, will do absolutely nothing to help you in your quest to not get pregnant / stay a virgin.

Fact.

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