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by Kayleigh Dray |
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Twitter user @JulesGeary is a woman looking for love on Tinder (and, presumably, an iPhone with a longer-lasting battery), so, when she received a message from a potential suitor, she opened it with excitement.

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The guy - whom we know only as Derek - was willing to give Jules plenty of choices when it came to dating him.

Two choices, in fact.

Are you ready for this?

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Won't somebody please, please think of the children?

Derek may have offered Jules two - count 'em, TWO! - options, not to mention a grandiose style, but the would-be lothario hadn't counted on his beloved opting for secret option number three.

Yup, she's blocking him, deleting Tinder, buying a tub of ice cream and lamenting over the lack of normal fish left in the sea of singles.

In short, what we've learned here is this: romance IS dead - and Tinder's the one who killed it.

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