In what has to be the weirdest (aka the most insane) story ever to hit the internet, a young woman has claimed that she is pregnant with a pig’s baby.
Speaking with Ellis County News, the Texan claimed that she came home from a night of playing miniature golf when she was pounced on by a 400lb boar named Pete.
She went on to allege that the pig raped her, leaving her pregnant with his baby - or piglet.
Angie said: “This pig been hot for me for years. Constantly sniffing at my genitals. He’s tried to rape me a hundred times.
“This is just the first time he successfully got inside me.”
Right.
Somewhat surprisingly, Angie’s parents are supporting her claims.
In fact, her father was so incensed when he heard what happened that he went out and butchered the pig straightaway.
Speaking to the news site, Don allegedly said: “Angie knows she can’t have sex until she’s married and she promises she hasn’t.
“After this incident, I butchered Pete out. The bacon I made him into is helping feed Angela and her baby; after all, she’s eating for two now and needs a lot of extra meat.”
However Angie, so far, has no evidence to support her claims, as she has refused to allow doctors to examine her or provide her with a sonogram of her ‘pig baby’.
“I just want to wait and be surprised by what my baby looks like,” Angie said.
“My hope is that that it’s not a mutant pig of some kind and it just comes out looking like a normal human baby, which I feel, will be the case.”
Hmm.
We have a suspicious feeling it’ll look EXACTLY like a normal human baby as well…
Anyone else calling bullst (or should that be pigst?) on this story?
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