Dog owner tries to rehome girlfriend after she gives him ‘it’s me or the dog’ ultimatum!

She told him it’s me or the dog: he picked the dog…

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by Closer staff |
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They say a dog is a man’s best friend and we think this story sums up that statement. After a woman tried to get her boyfriend to pick between her and his dog, an adorable beagle called Molly, he took to Craigslist to re-home her.

Reading the post, called ‘Free to any willing home’, you’d be forgiven to think at first he’s talking about Molly.

“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years,” it reads. “She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”

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It continues: “Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”

But at the end, he slams his ex as a “selfish, wicked goldigger” before begging: “Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!”

We would loved to have seen his girlfriend’s face when she saw this.

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