For me, running long distances is all about distraction. New playlists, a thrilling audiobook or thinking about post-exercise snacks are usually what gets me through a hard slog. But these pale in comparison to the excitement of running through my favourite theme park before it’s open to the public; spotting film characters from Jafar to Cinderella; and the enthusiasm of fellow Disney devotees. If you want to run your most effortless race yet, sign up with Disney.
This – the first ever Paris event, after a string of successful races in the American resorts – was actually also a first for me, as I’d never run 13.1 miles before.
I previously told you all about my training and it was safe to say I was pretty nervous at the prospect. It might be a Small World After All, but three hours of running didn’t seem like a small feat, especially when a year ago I struggled to reach three miles. But when I heard that the happiest place on earth would be hosting a race – complete with golden Mickey medals – there was no way I could turn in down.
All I needed was a solid training plan and some early starts… or a Fairy Godmother. After some seriously long training runs, I packed up my Minnie ears and my sports kit, and got my wobbly legs on to the Eurostar.
In typical Disney fashion, Sunday’s race was just a small part of the whole event – a string of exclusive parties, shows and family fun, which kicked off with an inaugural party in Disney Studios on Friday night.
We had crowd-free access to rides, restaurants and to rub furry shoulders with characters including the Chipmunks and Donald Duck. On Saturday, after exploring a special fitness expo (hello, commemorative half marathon mug – endless office bragging rights) we all headed to Buffalo Bill’s Wild West Show for a carb-loading rice party, and Stetson waving galore.
After an early night (and some fretful race-related dreams) at Disney’s Newport Bay Club – a nautical but nice four-star hotel that’s practically within touching distance of the park – it was time for an equally early morning. My nerves were softened by a special 5am breakfast, accompanied by lots of fellow runners. We shared carbs and fruit, and I got to appreciate some of the ingenious costumes on show. Mental note – next year a T-shirt and leggings won’t cut it, I need a Disney Princess running skirt. Before long it was off to the starting line, where I warmed up and watched the sunrise with everyone else.
Two things that surprised me: firstly the atmosphere, which was much calmer than any other races I’ve taken part in before. There was more an air of excitement and friendly chit-chat than some of the super-sporty posturing and serious game-faces you usually see. Secondly, the runners were all shapes, sizes and ages. I was really impressed by the determination of each and every one of them – whether they walked, jogged, ran or did a combination of the three, the effort was definitely the same for us all.
After a bit of waiting around, and a chance to use one of the many Portaloos on offer, my corral (we were organised by estimated times) was finally off! Despite feeling a little stiff from the cool morning air, I went off like a whippet out of a trap around the first three miles (definitely not part of the training plan!) as I was so caught up in the excitement.
We were lucky enough to stomp through the parks before the public were allowed in, and got to see intriguing backlots, run across the set for a stunt show, and weave in between favourite rides, all the while accompanied by the “Allez, allez!” of the many staff who had turned out to watch us. There were also several characters en route, including Marie from the Aristocats, a handful of princesses and Darth Vader himself. Many runners stopped for photos, but I was too filled with adrenaline and decided to power through, alongside three men dressed as Buzz, Woody and an alien – the very definition of #squadgoals.
Other companions included several celebrities. I spotted a very toned Michelle Heaton, Amy Willterton and her mum and a Minnie-eared Ashley James from MIC as they dodged and weaved between the rides.
After three miles of park the race spread out into the sunny French countryside, passing fields, trees and residential areas filled with curious homeowners who cheered us on. Disney had also laid on some entertainment for this quieter section, and brass bands, fire dancers and cheerleaders made the miles fly by. I regathered a steadier pace, and plodded on, appreciative of the numerous water and snack stops along the way.
In what seemed like no time we were back to the park again for the final push! I saw my patient mum just before mile 12, which gave me a real boost, and I even managed a bit of a sprint finish. Believe it or not, I didn’t want to stop… although I was soon weighed down by easily the most impressive and heavy medal I’ve ever seen.
Who would I recommend the Disneyland Paris Half Marathon to? Honestly, anyone. Whether you want to walk, run or crawl it, it’s one of the most inclusive running events I’ve ever had the pleasure of being involved in. If you love Disney, there’s no excuse. Lace up your trainers, and keep your eyes peeled for details of next year’s race. I’ll see you at the starting line.
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