Thanks to romantic movies, we always believed that sex in the sea was one of the sexiest things a couple can do.
This story has, however, changed our minds. Drastically.
Il Mattino have reported that an amorous Italian couple were making the most of a warm day, and a practically deserted beach, when they decided to take a dip in the ocean at Porto San Giorgio to - ahem - express their love.
But their sexy sea antics came to an embarrassing end when the the waves actually suctioned them together.
As in, he couldn't get his penis out of her.
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This kindly soul then helped the duo get themselves to a hospital emergency room, where they were finally untangled when the woman was given an injection usually used to dilate the uterus of pregnant women.
Zoinks!
Weird as it sounds, this is NOT the first time a couple have gotten stuck together while having sex.
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In July, a couple in Zimbabwe were stuck together for seven hours, and were only unlocked with the help of the man's father.
Which, if you think about it, is much more awkward than this sea time frolic gone wrong...
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