Cinema evacuated after woman loses control of ‘bodily fluids’ at Fifty Shades screening

One woman lost control of all of her 'bodily fluids' when she went to watch Fifty Shades Of Grey - causing the cinema to be evacuated!


by Kayleigh Dray |
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Fifty Shades Of Grey fans have been dreaming of the moment Christian Grey (aka Jamie Dornan) would appear in cinemas ever since EL James's books came out.

So, naturally, more than a few of them got a little… well, let's just say 'over excited'.

But while we kind of expected one woman to get arrested for masturbating in the middle of a packed cinema, we NEVER could have imagined that another would wind up losing control of all her bodily fluids.

And we mean ALL of her bodily fluids.

Yup, that's right; according to The Citizen, one drunken cinema goer "lost control of everything" at the sight of Christian Grey and wound up spewing 50 shades of foul-smelling bodily fluids onto a cinema floor in Milton Keynes.

One horrified eyewitness said: “We all expected to see Christian Grey gag Anastasia as part of the plot.

“We certainly didn’t expect to be gagging ourselves because of the stench.

“She lost control of everything, including all bodily fluids. The whole cinema stank."

The Milton Keynes paper even reports that paramedics were called in to assist the woman.

“I’m not sure of her age but she so drunk she couldn’t move. She practically had to be 
carried out. And the mess she left behind was just disgusting.

“There was no way they could clean it up there and then – it would be a specialist job, so the film was stopped and everybody had to leave.

“It was so disappointing. We’d really been looking forward to seeing it after reading the books."

That's right; the film was legitimately stopped because a woman pooped herself in excitement.

The horror. At least they were all offered refunds, eh?

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