A woman, sick of performing bridesmaid duties for free, has put an ad on Craigslist offering her services as a "professional bridesmaid."
She's already been one in four weddings this year, she says, which obviously makes her an expert. And she's hoping that friendless women everywhere - friendless women due to be wed, that is - might fancy paying her to be in their wedding party.
Because obviously.
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She writes...
Let me be there for you, this time if:
Bridesmaid skills i'm exceptionally good at:
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So there we have it, ladies. If you're a bride in need of a bridesmaid - and you have some cash to spare - you know where to go.
For more information, check out her ad on Craigslist now.