REAL LIFE: ‘Sperm smoothies give me an energy boost!’

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by Poppy Danby |
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Forget vitamin pills - Tracy Kiss says that drinking her friend's semen boosts both her mood and immunity...

Single mum-of-two Tracy Kiss, 29, leads a hectic lifestyle as a personal trainer as well as running after her two children.

But she's confident that she'll avoid winter sniffles this year after discovering a bizarre 'superfood' to keep herself healthy.

Tracy incorporates a spoonful of a friend's sperm into her diet every day, claiming it's the perfect addition to her vegan lifestyle and better for her immunity than a vitamin pill.

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Tracy drinks her friend's sperm in a smoothie (Credit: Tracy Kiss)

Tracy, mum of Millisent, nine, and Gabriele, four, says: "I'd been feeling run down and had no energy but now I'm full of beans and my mood has improved.

"It can taste really good – depending on what my friend has been eating. My other mates think I'm strange, but I don't give a toss."

Although Tracy's only recently started drinking sperm, she's used it for facials for two years on the advice of a beautician to soothe her rosacea - a skin condition that causes redness.

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Tracy also adds sperm to a face mask to help rosacea (Credit: Tracy Kiss) ©Tracy Kiss

She mixes sperm with egg whites and lavender oil, then leaves it on her face for 15 minutes, three times a week.

As she's single, Tracy, from Buckinghamshire, relies on her best friend, 31, who's also single, to provide her with semen and he comes round with a fresh tub up to three times a week.

She says: "I know he's healthy, doesn't smoke, drink or do drugs and I made him have an STI check. When I first approached him he was concerned that I'd use it to impregnate myself. But when I convinced him it was for my beauty regime, he agreed - after all, he has a regular supply at hand!"

Tracy, who qualified as a nutritional adviser this summer, was so delighted with the results that she began researching the nutritional benefits of sperm and discovered it's full of vitamins and minerals.

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Sometimes Tracy eats it neat (Credit: Tracy Kiss) ©Tracy Kiss

Keen to experiment, she has been drinking sperm every day for the past month – and stores it in the fridge.

Tracy starts each morning with a vegan smoothie made of a variety of seeds, coconut and almond milk, topped with a spoonful of semen, but admits that if it tastes particularly good she'll drink it on its own.

She explains: "Every batch has a different taste and texture depending on what he's eating. If he's been drinking or eaten something particularly pungent like asparagus, I ask him to give me a heads up so I know not to swallow it neat.

"Things like pineapple and peppermint make it taste a better, but I'll happily take it straight off a spoon."

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The mum-of-two claims it makes her "full of beans" (Credit: Tracy Kiss) ©Tracy Kiss

Although she's been single for three years, Tracy hopes to find love in the near future - with someone who understands her lifestyle.

She adds: "I want a relationship where my partner asks if I want one or two shots of sperm in my smoothie each morning!"

Dr Sarah Jarvis adds: "There is absolutely no nutritional value to semen. A better way for vegans to get extra protein would be through foods like nuts."

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