This man has been driven to the brink of insanity - and it's all due to the loud lovemaking of his neighbours.
PREGNANT WOMAN ASKS FACEBOOK FOR HELP: 'COULD THIS BE MY HORSE'S BABY?'
The note, found pinned to an apartment door in Sydney, Australia, starts off friendly enough with a big fat congratulations on their "lustrous social life".
But, as the letter continues, the anonymous letter writer, clearly driven mad by sleep deprivation, loses his cool.
And it's all due to an hour's worth of EXTREMELY loud bumping 'n' grinding on the weekend.
COULD THIS BE THE MOST INAPPROPRIATELY HILARIOUS DRAWING A CHILD HAS EVER DONE?
Check it out:
"I do not know who 'NICK!' is, or how much he weighs. I can only assume it is a lot due to the fact that, on several occasions, my bedroom begins to shake.
"Before you [next] mount Nick (or The Rhino), I suggest you bolt your bed to the floor so the rest of the beautiful residents here do not have to listen to your VERY loud, VERY short, yet VERY annoying lovemaking sessions."
Zoinks, someone get this guy some earplugs, stat!
While we can certainly sympathise - after all, nobody likes to listen in on someone else having a good time - we'd like to stick up for the resident of apartment 12.
After all, it is just a measly 60 minutes a week - you can forgive them for wanting to make the most of it!