‘Dear t.f.,’ the letter reads, ‘This is the second time you’ve done this. You forgot me.’
‘So if you’re not going to come, then, I’m going to keep my own teeth. You are through collecting teeth from Jennifer.’
‘From now on I’m keeping my own teeth. Unsincerely, Jennifer E.’
‘P.S. Keep collecting from Mike, though. Obviously you like him better.’
‘P.P.S. Don’t bother to write back.’
The curt letter was written by Jennifer when she was 9-years-old after she became frustrated that the tooth fairy was not collecting from her.
‘So I had lost a tooth, but I was suspicious about the actual validity of the tooth fairy’s magical abilities. So I didn’t tell anyone about the lost tooth. Lo and behold, she did not arrive.’
A then furious Jennifer was then told to vent her frustrations in a strongly worded letter. Which she certainly did.
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