Just days after a man posted a spreadsheet about his wife's excuses for not having sex, a WOMAN'S sex diary has leaked online.
And her brutally honest assessment of her sex life is going to be grim reading for the male half of our species.
Shared on Guyism, the diary has been transformed into spreadsheet-form (because that's the done thing nowadays), and come with an email from a girlfriend of the woman - just to help put things into context.
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It reads: "So a girlfriend of mine had this awful husband. He was a nice enough guy but he didn’t pay attention to her and NEVER wanted to have sex. We knew things were bad but she was quiet about it. She’s a great girl who deserved better.
"She told us that after a few months of marriage, she began keeping a diary of everything that happened. Like everything. We asked her what she meant by that and she told us she would send it by email."
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"A few days pass and we don’t hear from her. Then like in the middle of the night, a bunch of us get this pdf file. She scanned pages from her diary. It was so beyond funny… I felt terrible for reading it."
Cue the spreadsheet itself…
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"He passed out drunk. I masturbated while he slept."
Sex: 2 times (one of which lasted 2 minutes)
Fellatio: 1 time
Cunnilingus: 1 time
Masturbation: 2 times
The Magic Wand sex toy: 9 times
The wife claimed this was an “above average” month. Zoinks!
Can you relate to this?