We all know that technology and alcohol DO NOT mix. Anyone who has had to face their nausea-inducing sent messages after a heavy night on the tiles knows that typing whilst a intoxicated is a big no-no.
One student learned the hard way after logging onto his university email after a night of partying to inform his professor that he wouldn’t be turning in his coursework in time for his deadline the next day.
He wrote: “Just letting u ono that u r a motherf***n g and I’m sorry that ur bald. Lol (sic).”
The student continued: “If u want I can hook u go with a girl who can get ur hair back and keep u banging.
“Also I just needed to ask u for an extension on my paper. I’m really f***ed rn and will b sick af tomorrow (sic).”
To conclude, he said: “Keep slayin boi and I forgot to do school loop again.
“Love u and c u Monday. Good f**n yard.”
Oh dear!
Most of us would predict that the student would be faced with some pretty harsh consequences after sending such an email, but his professor thankfully took it all in good humour.
He responded: “Sounds like you had a great night. I will extend your paper deadline to Wednesday at 11.59pm. It must be submitted to turnitin.com.”
The ‘motherf****n g’ professor then retorted: “I appreciate your concern for my bald head. My wife likes it and I don’t get paid enough to get hair implants.
“On a side note… What were you drinking last night? Next time email me I’d like a bottle of whatever you had so I don’t have to remember what you said.”
He then matched the student’s response with his own ‘good yard’ sign off.
Brilliant!
The hilarious emails were uploaded onto Imgur and met with chuckles from readers.
One commented: “Good yard to any one who upvotes me.”
Another typed: “I really really really hope I have a professor like Mr. Martin this semester.