The not-so-eligible gentleman signed up to dating site OkCupid and decided to be upfront with potential dates about his (long) list of ‘deal breakers’.
His list of women who he wished NOT to contact him included:
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“You have tattoos you can’t see without a mirror.”
“You have tattoos that can’t be covered (neck, face, hands, etc).”
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He also added that dates who would “consider yourself bisexual but have no interest in a long-term relationship with someone of the same sex,” needn’t message him.
"You have any affiliation with any religion.”
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Determined not to beat around the bush, the ultra-specific OkCupid user continued with his list.
He wrote that women shouldn’t message himif they say “yolo’, or anything of this ilk,” or if they “think world peace is an actual goal of some sort.”
Oh, and if “you want a home-birth,” then he’s definitely not interested.
Other supposed ‘deal breakers’ also listed were:
“You are offended that models are generally thin.”
“You read cosmopolitan,” and “your main profile is you in a bikini.”
Would you still message this ‘suitor’?