Farmville notifications bordering on harassment, the shock of seeing your ex in a photo with someone (who can't REALLY be that hot? Can they?) and colleagues' friend requests breathing down your neck.
Just some of the horrific things that we put up with for the benefit of our precious Facebook addiction.
But we'll work on kicking that monkey on our backs in just two minutes because that girl who had a baby in year 10 has just posted some SERIOUSLY ugly photos of her new baby. I cannot BELIEVE she got married to the science technician. I always knew he was a pervert... Imma look him up too right now.
Anyway, if you think you're pretty clued up on the fact that Facebook noses through everything you do in order to sell stuff and make money off your back (yes, you are basically working for Facebook when you upload those selfies...) just have a look at these 98 things that Facebook recently released it knows about you.
Hint: this gets really freaky...
OK, you're getting a little bit too over familiar now, Facebook.
Do you think there should be regulations on what information social media platforms can gather about you? Tell us at Facebook or Twitter @CloserOnline (yes, we realise the irony)