There’s a fine art to giving a good blowjob - and an even finer one to giving a good blow job WITHOUT getting lockjaw.
And now, in a bid to help out their fellow women (and men!), a group of pornstars have decided to teach us exactly how to approach the sticky topic of oral sex.
Showcasing their moves on ice lollies, each porn star had their own personal take on how best to handle the situation.
“Make love to the c**k in your mouth,” one said simply.
Another advised that you take his penis to the back of your throat, before sticking your tongue out and licking his balls.
Which sounds, quite frankly, impossible for anyone who isn’t a circus performer.
Check out the Simple Pickup video for yourself below:
In short, if his eyes start rolling back, keep doing whatever it is that you’re doing.
And, if possible, get your tonsils removed so that there’s more room back there (YES, SHE ACTUALLY SAID THAT!).
Ahem. All very useful, as we’re sure you’ll agree.
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