READ: 16 of the weirdest things to ever happen during foreplay (NSFW)

As James Dean famously said, “love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvellous coverings.

“And sex is the cherry on top.”

But, while sex might be one of the most hedonistic experiences available to us, it can also be one of the messiest, most cringeworthy, and most horrendously awkward.

Just take a look at these foreplay confessions, for example.

Shared anonymously on Whisper, the secret-sharing app, they detail some seriously strange techniques, embarrassing pillow talk, and more.

Are you ready for this?

![What's the strangest thing someone has said or done during foreplay? ]

![After he put the condom on, he looked down and said "it looks like a space man!". We laughed for a good 20 minutes before we could even try again.]

![One guy started crying, he was just really emotional about the whole experience apparently ]

![He started licking me. And I mean like full on licking my face and legs and arms and stuff. Said he liked the taste of my sweat? ]

![I tried to be sexy and totally failed "call me bad"... He makes fun of me to this day ]

![He said "you taste better than my mom's homemade cooking" ............]

![He talked in a baby voice. It creeped me out. ]

![He said, "look at your stomach and thighs. They're so fat!"]

![He licked my hand. And blew into my ear. I was completely confused.]

!["What was your name again?"]

![We were drunk making out at a park & He choked me and I almost fainted ]

!["I want to put your hair in my mouth"]

![He wanted me to pretend he was a cat....]

![My ex used to make me call him "king dingaling". face palms in shame]

![He said "Since this is our first night together I will allow you to pick the whip I use tonight. But it will be the last time I'll allow it."]

![He smacked my ass and said good game. ]

!["I've got your nose!" *proceeds to steal nose ...]

Did anyone immediately think of George Galloway and Rula Lenska when they got to the ‘cat’ confession?

Yup, us too.

Either way, these are all enough to put you off sex for life… almost.

Do you have any foreplay confessions of your own?

Share them with us on Facebook or Twitter (@CloserOnline) now.