Valentine’s Day might be classed as the most romantic day of the year but if we are being honest, here at Closer HQ we reckon it is important to indulge at every opportunity.
We don’t just mean a cheeky cocktail or a new pair of shoes - although if anyone wants to buy us a spicy margarita and some Christian Louboutins, we’re all ears - we mean charging up that vibrator and get ready for the perfect ‘O’.
Whether you are a happy single girlie, battling your way through the dating scene or all loved-up, AliExpress has some super sex toys that work for singles, couples and anyone in between.
It’s natural to add some extra spice on Valentine’s Day but who said you can’t have a bit of excitement on a tedious Tuesday evening or a slow Sunday morning?
From clit stimulators and vibrators with 20 settings to a g-spot massager and sleek dildos, AliExpress has nailed (pun not intended) the sex toy scene and we love them for it.
As you guys know we have your best interest at heart, therefore, we have picked some of the top pleasure products from AliExpress and linked them all below.
So, next time your work colleague or bestie asks you out for a mid-week drink or a weekend catch up, how about opening that nightstand and having some much needed ‘me time’ instead.
In the words of Sex and the City icon Samantha Jones, ‘I have a date with a dildo.’
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SHOP: Best buys to treat yourself with AliExpress
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There’s a reason this Clitoral Stimulator has countless five-star reviews and with 20 different settings there’s something for everyone. Don’t believe us? You can grab it yourself for just over a tenner.
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Is this not the coolest bathmat you have ever seen? Available in baby pink as well as red the heart shaped mat is the perfect addition to any home.
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This might be the prettiest sex toy we have ever set our eyes on but don’t let the cute rose bud design fool you. The suction cup is multi-functional and with that in mind, we’ll let your imagination do the rest.
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Several reviewers declared that this product ‘Came quickly!’ and although we think they mean it was speedy delivery from AliExpress, we have a feeling the vibrator wasn’t the only thing that came fast.
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If you need a self-care day but can’t quite decide how to chill out this adorable turntable enamel pin will help you out.
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If you aren’t a fan of the neon pink and bold purple shades, this forest green vibrator is super sleek and is currently under £10. Who doesn’t love a bargain?
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We can’t put into words how obsessed we are with these iridescent heart shaped Champagne glasses and the gold rim adds a whole new level of glam.
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Over 1000 people have treated themselves to this sucker and the highly sought after product currently has a great deal. An orgasm never felt so good.
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Don’t let the shape of this product alarm you as we can see it’s giving slight toothbrush energy, but the smooth design and handle are for ease and comfort. With three available heads and ten vibration frequencies
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Nothing screams ‘self-love’ more than a cozy over-sized tee that quite literally declares ‘self-love club’ and is that an adorable cupid we spy? Making sure you fall in love with yourself, first. The t-shirt is available in a range of colours including black, yellow, green and pink.
Emily Vierke is a digital writer at heatworld and Closer who has dabbled in the world of fashion, beauty and music journalism. Emily is obsessed with everything Matilda Draper wears and anything Whitney Adebyao does. She also prides herself on her diverse music taste and can confirm Taylor Swift and Deftones were her top two most listened to musical artists of 2024.